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      <image:caption>Stuart performs sketch comedy and stand-up comedy. He supported James Acaster on his UK tours and has appeared on and written for Radio 4, BBC, Prime &amp; UKTV, has two specials on NextUp Comedy, one on American label 800 Pound Gorilla Media and has written a play “The Journey” that debuted at The Edinburgh Fringe at The Pleasance in 2018. In 2021 he was nominated for Leicester Comedy Festival Best Show and in 2022 he was nominated for Comedians Choice Best Show. In 2023 his show was awarded 4.5⭐️ by Chortle and was filmed as a special after a national tour. He runs his own production company Turtle Canyon Comedy and writes and directs sketch shows, sitcoms and live shows that have been featured worldwide on Upworthy, The Guardian, The Daily Mirror, British Comedy Guide, The Lad Bible and many others. He has made comedy for Netflix, BBC, Sky, ITV, Channel 4, Dave, Prime and Audible. "He's fantastically funny, leaving you wondering how he possibly comes up with these structural masterpieces" - EdFestMag "Deliriously clever twisting and turning of language" - The Skinny "Echoes the late, great Sean Lock." - Bruce Dessau</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jo-caulfield</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Described by The Observer as “one of the finest female comedians at work” and by The Scotsman as “quite simply, a damn funny woman” Jo can regularly be seen headlining the UK’s biggest and best comedy clubs. She is also in high demand on the corporate circuit, speaking at and hosting dinners and award ceremonies for many leading companies across the UK and beyond. Behind the scenes Jo is a respected comedy writer, having served as a writer / programme consultant on all five series of Graham Norton’s BAFTA Award winning “So Graham Norton” and as head writer on both Ruby Wax’s “Waiting Game” and Zoe Ball’s “Strictly Dance Fever”. Jo has also written for – among others – Joan Rivers, Ant &amp; Dec and Anne Robinson. She has had several of her own shows on Radio 4: “It’s That Jo Caulfield Again”, “Jo Caulfield Won’t Shut Up”, “Jo Caulfield’s Speakeasy” and “The Jo Caulfield Stand-Up Special”. “Jo Caulfield is sardonic, cutting and fantastically witty. Her punchlines are unexpected, catching you entirely off guard as she takes her jokes in directions you couldn’t have possibly have foreseen.” - Broadway Baby “Jo Caulfield’s Bad Mood Rising is an absolute masterclass in comedy. With scalpel-sharp wit, immaculate timing, and a gloriously grumpy worldview, Caulfield takes the audience on a laugh-packed tour through life’s daily irritations, social absurdities, and the general madness of modern existence — and every minute is pure gold.” - EdinburghFestival.org</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/lucy-porter</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Lucy Porter</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lucy has been a huge hit with comedy audiences up and down the country for over ten years with her distinctive, bouncy, feel-good comedy. She has continued to travel internationally with her stand-up – taking in the Far East &amp; including shows in Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Manila, Switzerland and Paris. She was also invited to Miami to take part in NBC’s Last Comic Standing and has performed in the States for NBC and HBO at their Las Vegas Comedy Festival. She’s also regularly invited to festivals closer to home including Manchester, Glasgow and the prestigious Kilkenny festival, as well as other mud-soaked scrums such as Latitude. Lucy is a regular face and voice on TV and radio panel shows and is a glutton for a good quiz show. You may have seen her alongside Ed Byrne providing pointless answer after pointless answer on a Celeb special of BBC 1’s Pointless, or seen her emerge victorious from a well-fought battle for the title of Celebrity Mastermind Champion in a Children in Need special. Lucy fended off stiff competition from Mark Watson and Dave Spikey and broke records by achieving the highest ever celebrity score. She has also appeared on two series of IQ, two series of Mock the Week, two series of Argumental, Have I Got News for You, Clive Anderson’s Chat Room, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and What the Dickens?. On Radio 4, she has been heard on Life – An Idiot’s Guide, Heresy, The Personality Test, The News Quiz, Dilemma and The Unbelievable Truth, and is a regular guest on BBC 6Music on The Radcliffe &amp; Maconie Show. ‘Lucy Porter is the funny, kind-hearted wine aunt you need in your life right now.’ - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/hal-cruttenden</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Hal Cruttenden</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand-up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. He has made appearances on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News for You’ and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ as well as regular appearances on shows such as ‘Mock the Week’, ‘The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice’ and ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’. He’s written and starred in his own sitcom, ‘Hal’ on Radio 4 (co-written with Dominic Holland). He is also a three-time Chortle Award nominee and was nominated for the Perrier Newcomer Award back at the Edinburgh Festival in 2002.  As well as writing and acting in his sitcom ‘Hal’, other Radio 4 appearances include being a team captain on ‘Britain versus the World’, several spots on ‘Loose Ends’, ‘Act Your Age’, ‘Chat Show Roulette’ and ‘Four at the Store’. He has also appeared on many podcasts including ‘Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast’, ‘Evil Genius with Russell Kane’ and ‘Three Little Words’. “Reminded me how much I love stand up” – The Times “Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he's got something to say and he'll make you laugh; a lot.” – The Daily Mail</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/alasdair-beckett-king</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Alasdair Beckett-King</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alasdair is a legendary comedian and writer, in that there is little historical evidence that he exists. The multi-award-winning ABK has performed on 8 out of 10 Cats, Mock the Week, Comedy Central Live, Radio 4's The News Quiz and at the Glastonbury Festival. Following several viral videos and a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Alasdair embarked upon his first UK tour in 2023.  "You’re never sure where the next laugh is coming from, but it’s always a delight when it arrives" - The Telegraph "A singular and truly distinct act, Alasdair Beckett-King creates his own multi-faceted world" - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dani-johns</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Dani Johns</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dani spends most of her time on stage, gigging across the country and entertaining audiences from all walks of life. With an energetic mix of storytelling and serious oversharing, Dani is an instantly likeable act and a naturally engaging presence. Described as a “pocket rocket of a comedian”, her sassy delivery pulls audiences in as she finds the funny in life’s chaos – with just the right amount of cheek. Alongside her performance work, Dani is Co-Director of Best in Class, an initiative that supports and champions working-class comedians and helps create space for new voices in comedy. Proudly Bristolian, Dani has been named one of the city’s most influential women, appearing on The Bristol Cool List and being recognised as one of Bristol’s top 20 rebellious women. Whether she’s behind a mic, on a screen, or somewhere in between, Dani’s work is driven by personality, honesty and a sharp sense of humour. "A brilliant comedian" - BBC Sounds "Effortlessly charming banter" - The Wee Review “A total pro - sharp, reliable, and super funny" - Manford’s Comedy Clubs</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/felicity-ward</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Felicity Ward</image:title>
      <image:caption>Known for her iconic screen roles, TV appearances and her international, multi-award winning live stand-up comedy tours, Felicity’s no-filter, authentic and hilarious attitude to life has made her a darling of critics and fans alike. In Australia, Felicity has appeared on popular TV shows such as Thank God You're Here, Have You Been Paying Attention? Spicks and Specks, and The Ronnie Johns Half Hour. In the UK, she has been on Live at the Apollo and is a regular face on shows such as Roast Battle, The Stand-Up Sketch Show, The Mash Report, Russell Howard’s Good News, Alan Davis; As Yet Untitled, The John Bishop Show, and Mock the Week. In 2015, Felicity was handpicked by the BBC for her own Live from The BBC special - the only Australian selected. In feature film, she appeared in the comedies, Any Questions for Ben? and The Inbetweeners 2. She fronted her own ABC TV documentary, Felicity's Mental Mission, and is a mental health advocate. Felicity can be heard in her own BBC Radio 4 series, Appisodes and is a regular co-host of The Guilty Feminist podcast. On the live circuit, Felicity is a Chortle UK Club Comic of the Year nominee and has been nominated for the biggest awards in live comedy: ‘Best Comedy’ at Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Adelaide Fringe; and has won ‘Best Australian Act’ at the Perth Comedy Festival and ‘Best Local Act’ at the Sydney Comedy Festival, twice. "A garishly colourful tapestry of pin-sharp comic observations, thoughtful discussion around mental health and euphoric squawking... that's so beautifully woven together that, if you could find space between great big snorting exhortations of comic laughter, you would surely gasp ★★★★★" - The List "Joyfully funny... her originality and sheer inventiveness stay with you long after ★★★★★" - Edinburgh Evening News</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/paul-f-taylor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Paul F Taylor</image:title>
      <image:caption>The award-winning Paul F Taylor is a one of the UK’s most original and distinctive stand-up performers. His unique brand of humour fuses quirky offbeat one liners with surreal and observational flights of fancy to fantastical effect. A winner of the NATY New Act of The Year , Paul’s persona of a lost bewildered fool sits perfectly alongside his gleefully madcap ideas. Paul has performed at the most respected clubs in the country, Glee, Banana Cabaret, Comedy Café, Komedia, The Frog &amp; Bucket, The Stand, CKP and many more. Paul has also gigged extensively abroad entertaining the crowds in Munich, Amsterdam, New York, Prague and Bucharest. "An enticing, dizzying prospect, who whips through a welter of daft, harry hill-like ideas and diversions." - The Independent “An impressive knack for both observational wit and quirky flights of fancy.” - The Evening Standard “Paul is very funny and more people should know about him.” - The Metro</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tony-law</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-11-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tony Law</image:title>
      <image:caption>Canadian surrealist and master story-teller Tony Law is a three-time Chortle Award winner, Amused Moose Best Show winner and Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee. His extensive TV and radio credits include: Have I Got News For You (BBC One), The Alternative Comedy Experience (Comedy Central), 8 Out Of 10 Cats (Channel 4), Celebrity Mastermind (BBC One), Celebrity Squares (ITV) Never Mind The Buzzcocks (BBC Two), Heading Out (BBC Two), The Culture Show (BBC Two), Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe (BBC Two), Edinburgh Nights (BBC Two), Tony Law’s Surreal Guide To Surreal Comedy (Radio 4 Extra), Loose Ends and Infinite Monkey Cage (Radio 4). “Takes post-modern stand-up to a dangerously funny new level” - The Guardian **** ‘The King of post-modern nonsense” - Telegraph</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/adam-morrison</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-11-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Adam Morrison</image:title>
      <image:caption>Adam Morrison brings a unique perspective to the comedy stage. With 15 years of hands-on experience in the murky world of water treatment, his career as a mechanical fitter has equipped him with a knack for finding humour in even the grimiest situations…. Ex-sailor, devoted husband, proud father makes Adam’s relatable stories make him a sought-after act on there UK live comedy circuit.  Whether he's spinning tales from his days as a sailor, finding humour in family life, or revealing the lighter side of sewage treatment - all his material is infused with his cheeky chappie persona and signature twinkle in the eye, Adam delivers laughs that stick with you long after the curtain falls.  “one of Kents best up and coming comedians” - Old Brewery Store Comedy Club Faversham “formidable live stand up” - Joke Club</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/karen-bayley</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Karen Bayley</image:title>
      <image:caption>Karen Bayley is a midlands-based act hailing from Birmingham. She has been on the circuit for over a decade making a name for herself early on in her career by reaching the semi-final of the prestigious BBC New Comedy Awards and being crowned the winner of the 2001 Komedia New Act prize. Karen followed by becoming the first ever female winner of the prestigious Comedy Store King Gong award as well as reaching the finals of both the BBC New Comedy Awards Showcase and Funny Women. Delightfully saucy, her friendly and confident stage presence, combined with a killer wit, infectious giggle and devastating one-liners make her a comedic force to be reckoned with. Her bold, no-nonsense attitude strikes a perfect pitch with everyone. An in-demand act on the circuit, Karen can be regularly seen at clubs such as The Comedy Store, Komedia, Bearcat, Mandfords and Just The Tonic. “Bayley’s material surprises with inspired and sparkling punchline delivered with comic timing that is rarely less than brilliant. An assured performer who doesn’t have trouble getting audiences laughing” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/naomi-cooper</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Naomi Cooper</image:title>
      <image:caption>“A hugely talented rising star” (Jokes On Us), sharp storyteller Naomi Cooper has performed across Europe, and in 2017 supported Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Jeff Garlin for the entirety of his extended sold-out run at the Soho Theatre, after he hailed her as “a comedy badass.” Naomi was a finalist in the Funny Women Stage Awards. She is the creator of popular online character Philippa, the yummy-mummy you love to hate, and recently gained rave reviews performing as her at the Vaudeville Theatre in London’s West End. (“Blisteringly funny,” – The Reviews Hub).  Naomi has appeared at several prestigious international festivals including the Edinburgh Festival, the Utrecht International Comedy Festival, the Leicester Comedy Festival, Ireland’s Electric Picnic, Lost Village and many others. Naomi is also an accomplished improviser and was the first female finalist of C Venue's Improvaganza at the Edinburgh Festival. She was a founding company member of improv troupe ImproBabble who had a residency with the Leicester Square Theatre.  “A delightfully joyful demeanour that fills the stage with mischievous glee.” - Chortle “A multi-talented performer, she’s a seasoned stand-up comedian, accomplished improviser and classically-trained actor. Her star is most definitely in the ascendant." - Beyond the Joke</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/lenny-sherman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-20</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Lenny Sherman is an actor, comic, writer and lovable cockney geezer. As an actor, Lenny has most recently appeared alongside Ant and Dec in several series of Saturday Night Takeaway for ITV, and in Late Night Mash for Dave. He has also performed in the Channel 4 satirical comedy show Ministry of Justice, played Alex in BBC’s Eastenders and has appeared in four different sketches for BBC Three Quickies Online, along with multiple other web series. In the world of stand-up he is a comedy circuit veteran with more than eight years of experience performing gigs for Off The Kerb, Downstairs At The Kings Head, Glee and clubs all over the country. Lenny made his Edinburgh Fringe debut in 2018 with Make the World a Better Place at Just The Tonic and returned in 2019 with his follow up show Have Fun. “Power-packed performance jammed full of gags – a real blast.” – Steve Bennett, Chortle “Deft Joke Writer” – Loaded Magazine “Laughed my t*ts off” – Irvine Welsh</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/erich-mcelroy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Erich McElroy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Originally from Seattle, Erich McElroy moved to the UK in 2000 and in 2007 collected his British passport. After that he knew he had to start doing stand-up. Erich offers a hilarious and insightful take on the life in the UK through the (somewhat) sober eyes of an American and has delighted audiences up and down the country for many years. While his six full Edinburgh shows have taken a turn for the political (“This is political stand-up at its best." BroadwayBaby) it’s his “modest, slightly bookish, charm and genuine affection for the UK” (Chortle) that makes him stand out. Erich has appeared on Scotland’s foremost BBC radio topical show “Breaking the News” as well as providing humorous political commentary on places such as the BBC, Sky, Newsnight and on his own podcast American Exchange. In addition to playing playing UK venues up and down the country, Erich has appeared on BBC Breakfast, Newsnight, Sky News and Five News. He has been heard talking comedy and politics on BBC 5 Live, BBC Surrey, BBC Berkshire and regularly on TalkRadio. He has also written for the Independent, Huffington Post, The Herald in Scotland and even Saga. He lives in London with his wife and two children that he is quite fond of. "This is political stand-up at its best." - BroadwayBaby "Well worth it, even if you’re not in the least bit political." - Edinburgh Evening News "Brilliant observation" - Chortle “A box worth ticking” - Metro “Smart, sharp, endearing comic" - The List</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/james-ellis</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - James Ellis</image:title>
      <image:caption>Award-winning comedian James Ellis is a rising star in the UK comedy scene. His sharp observational humour and clever punchlines have won him rave reviews from critics and audiences alike. James’ comedy is rooted in everyday life, and he has a knack for finding the funny in the mundane. A gifted writer, his jokes are well-crafted and delivered with precision. Leicester Comedian of The Year 2025 Nominee, South Coast Comedian of the Year 2021, regional finalist for the BBC New Comedy Award, James is currently on on the road supporting Angela Barnes on her “Angst” Tour. Ellis is a “Talented comedy craftsman” (Steve Bennett, Chortle) with a bright future ahead of him. If you’re looking for a good laugh on a night out, be sure to catch James live! "James Ellis is a triple threat, he’s really very bloody funny, has a great stage presence and has the best hair in the business" - Angela Barnes "A frightening amount of brilliant punchlines, delivered by a genuinely funny guy. I was laughing the whole time James was on and so was everyone else. Top stuff" - Paul McCaﬀrey “Wonderful, wonderful jokes. James has a relaxed confidence, his set is well themed and thought out and most important of all: the gags are just funny. Really funny.” - Laura Lexx</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/matt-bragg</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Matt Bragg</image:title>
      <image:caption>The son of television warm up man Bobby Bragg, Matt has been performing stand up all over the country since 2016. With a unique, low energy, deadpan style and meticulously crafted material he has been gaining critical acclaim from audiences, promoters and comedians alike. As well as performing at some of the largest clubs in the UK, he is tour support for Ricky Gervais, Harry Hill, Lloyd Griffith (Soccer AM), Suzi Ruffell, Jason Manford, John Bishop, Phoenix Night’s Clinton Baptiste and Scott Bennett. He was also selected for Just The Tonic’s Big Value showcase at Edinburgh Festival in 2019 and finished runner up in Leicester Mercury’s Comedian of The Year 2020. His debut show ‘Matt Bragg has nothing wrong with him’ is previewed throughout 2023. “Jack Dee's world view, with Frank Skinner's voice, all wrapped in a mod's fashion sense" - Chortle "Matt Bragg is brilliantly funny" - Suzi Ruffell "classic observation comedy, delivered with effortless style." - Ricky Gervais</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/conor-drum</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Conor Drum</image:title>
      <image:caption>Conor Drum is a comedian, actor and writer from Dublin based in London. He is a regular on the UK and Ireland comedy circuit and has appeared on both the BBC and the RTÉ New Comedy Awards. A seasoned veteran of the Edinburgh Fringe Conor has brought several acclaimed shows to the festival including; All My Friends Are Dead, Nutjob, …IF and Solo.  He supported Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Goldbergs) for seven nights at the Soho Theatre London and also at the Hollywood Improv and Laugh Factory LA. Conor is becoming increasingly popular on the international comedy scene and has gigged all over the world from Barcelona to South Africa and Dubai. In addition, he has performed corporate shows for a growing portfolio of high profile organisations. “Highly Entertaining“ - Chortle “Delivers high quality material“ - The Skinny  “A skilled raconteur“ - Mumble Comedy “Very shrewd observational humour“ - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/andrew-oneill</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Andrew O'Neill</image:title>
      <image:caption>Andrew O'Neill is an award-winning comedian, musician and best-selling writer. A psychedelic non-binary whirlwind, combining surrealism, polemic and good old-fashioned stagecraft to produce uniquely counter-cultural stand-up. Andrew has performed in over a dozen different countries, at over a hundred different festivals and is equally at home in rowdy comedy clubs as performing to his own cult following.  They co-wrote and starred in Radio 4’s occult sitcom Damned Andrew and Andrew’s own Radio 4 stand-up show Pharmacist Baffler awards. TV credits include Good Omens 2, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Saxondale, 50 Years Of Rock Excess, The Blame Game, Spicks and Specks and Good News Week. A natural fit at music festivals, they have performed stand-up at Glastonbury, Download, Leeds and Reading, Bloodstock, Latitude and V-Festival. “One of the funniest comics on the circuit today” - Time Out "Thrillingly good comedy - it flies at you, picks you up, takes you into its world, makes you laugh, makes you think, makes you feel, makes you care."  ★★★★★ - Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/simon-emanuel</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-02-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Simon Emanuel</image:title>
      <image:caption>Simon Emanuel, the vibrant Welsh stand-up comic, TV presenter, and radio personality, has been captivating audiences across the UK and Europe since he burst onto the comedy scene in 2008. With a career marked by infectious energy, quick-witted banter, and a penchant for far-flung observations delivered through abstract punchlines, Simon has solidified his position among the comedy circuit’s elite. "Hilariously inappropriate" - Buzz Mag “A Welsh bundle of charm, Simon turns the problems he encounters in life into a unique brand of observational comedy with brilliant delivery. Simon is summed up in one word “hilarious” - Comedy Callback</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tom-toal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tom Toal</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tom Toal is a comedian, writer and actor, hailing from the South East London town of Bexleyheath. One of comedy's rising stars he performed his debut show On The Scrapheap about the break-up of his 6 year relationship at the Edinburgh and Leicester Festivals in 2010 achieving widespread acclaim and reviews. The follow up Rom-Coms and Revolutions followed in similar vein playing to a complete sell out audience for the full run. In 2013 Tom Toal performed at The Comedy Reserve with The Pleasance at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and in 2014 TT became an Amused Moose Best Comedy Show finalist for his solo Edinburgh Festival Fringe show, Prequel. In March 2017, he opened gigs for Rob Brydon for some of Rob's tour across the country. One of Tom's major strengths is his ability to adapt to his audience. Having hosted a range of events from Post Rock Bands album launch to benefit nights for the Socialist Workers Party, Tom has no trouble changing his style to suit the audience, whether it be Stag/Hen weekends, art centre events or corporate crowds. “Tom Toal captivates his audience with a unique brand of narrative comedy, that is as delightful to listen to as it is superbly funny.” - Punchline Recommends “Sincere schoolboy nostalgia &amp; great audience interaction.” - Fringe Biscuit “Tom is very funny.” - Fringe Review</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/louise-leigh</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Louise Leigh</image:title>
      <image:caption>Award-nominated Louise Leigh wanted to do comedy when she was sixteen, but it took her until her forties to get round to it. Now, she brings daftness, deftness and some brilliant physical comedy to top comedy clubs all over the country. “A naturally funny woman” - Chortle “Big belly laughs” - Entertainment Focus “Louise’s crazy hair-brained way of looking at life is uplifting and positive.”  - Funny Woman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dominin-holland</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Dominic Holland</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dominic has performed five critically-acclaimed sell out one-man shows at the Edinburgh Festival. He won the Perrier Best Newcomer Award followed by a full Perrier Nomination. Dominic has an acute eye for people’s idiosyncrasies, weaving minute details and observations into his material. His engaging stage presence gives his shows a real intimacy and warmth. He is one of the country’s most respected comedians, playing regularly at The Comedy Store and performing at theatres all over the country. “The UK master of observational comedy” - Sunday Times “A comedian who makes you feel glad to be alive” - The Guardian “The British Jerry Seinfeld” - Time Out “He takes ordinary experiences and spins them into comedy gold, a massive talent for making people laugh” - Daily Express</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/julian-deane</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Julian Deane</image:title>
      <image:caption>Widely celebrated for his ingenious punchlines, Julian Deane is an award-winning British stand-up comedian and writer. Within a few years of starting stand-up comedy, he was named Best New Comedian by the Comedy Café in London and won the ITV Stand Up Hero and the Laughing Horse New Act of the Year competitions. Julian has appeared on The Russell Howard Hour and supported Paul Chowdhry on a world tour, which included Wembley Arena. He is also an in-demand writer, with his credits including Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Matt Forde’s Unspun and Morgan Spurlock’s New Britannia. “Deliciously twisted. a stream of seriously good gags. quick, sharply written and endlessly repeatable lines.” - The Guardian “Assured and brilliant. Deane is a class apart. a master of hilarious twists and turns” - Chortle “It’s just a matter of time before Julian Deane gets a boost up the comedy rankings. His trick is to make you think you’re watching standard stand-up fare, then twisting expectations with sharp, original punchlines.” - The Independent</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/andrew-maxwell</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Andrew Maxwell</image:title>
      <image:caption>The last 12 months has been great for Andrew - on TV he’s recorded an episode of the forthcoming series of QI and has appeared on the new political panel show ‘Breaking The News’ for the BBC and "Roast Battle" on Comedy Central. Andrew is the recognisable voice of MTV’s hit show "Ex on the Beach", on Radio 4 as the host of Andrew Maxwell’s Public Enemies and a regular on R4’s News Quiz.  He has appeared on Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You , Celebrity Juice  and Mock The Week . Having the ear of both the youth and older audience Andrew is best placed to get all ages to stand up and be counted.  Throughout his career, Andrew has enjoyed many sell-out seasons at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe; he has also performed at The Secret Policeman’s Ball (alongside Eddie Izzard, Chevy Chase and Dylan Moran), Glastonbury, The HBO US Comedy &amp; Arts Festival in Las Vegas (alongside Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock), and made several appearances at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival. He was the special guest of friend Jim Jefferies for his Hammersmith Apollo dates in London.  “…a master-class in mirth. Sublime timing, relaxed delivery style, killer punch-lines: the holy trinity of stand-up are all present and correct. Go see a craftsman at work” - The Herald</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/david-eagle</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - David Eagle</image:title>
      <image:caption>With David being blind, his comedy often explores how his disability means the most ordinary, commonplace events are turned into surreal and convoluted dramas. Occasionally he dons his accordion (often as a spiteful repost to hecklers) and performs one of his comedy songs, such as his George Formby parody, described by the Guardian as “a comic tour de force.” Having previously conquered the world of folk music, enjoying all of the trappings that come with it – the money, the glamour and the women, David branched out into stand up. In 2019 he was crowned New Comedian of The Year by Leicester Square Theatre and won new act competitions at Bath and Nottingham Comedy Festivals.  He has been nominated Best Newcomer at the Chortle Awards and David now graces many a stage on the professional comedy circuit. He is tipped for the top. "A genuine stand-up rookie phenomenon! Looking forward to hearing more." - Reginald D Hunter "Brilliant, Nuts. Heartily recommend." - Rufus Hound</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/finlay-christie</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Finlay Christie</image:title>
      <image:caption>At 19, Finlay became one of the youngest ever winners of the prestigious So You Think You’re Funny competition, following in the footsteps of Peter Kay, Lee Mack and Sarah Millican. 3 years later, his debut Edinburgh show “OK Zoomer” was nominated for NextUp’s “Best Show” award and was released as a special in October 2023, with over 365,000 views. His material, based around his experience as a Gen Z, led Chortle to describe him as “the voice of his generation”.  His 2024 Fringe show “I Deserve This” received multiple 5 star reviews, won the Entertainment Now “WoW” award and was nominated for the ISH “Best Show” award. The Guardian described it as “Comedy gold” and Edinburgh Festivals Magazine stated there was “Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger.” His YouTube channel, featuring sketches and stand-up clips has over 450k subscribers. He has produced multiple online series, including “When they go to a foreign country in a Hollywood film” and “Asking black and white people the same questions about…”. He has produced branded content for Amazon Prime, Branston, Olli Olli World and Spotlight Oral Care. He has appeared on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (Channel 4), The Stand-Up Sketch Show (ITV2), Comedy Central Live, Person on a Chair (Channel 4), The BBC New Comedy Awards, Get Off My Phone! (Dave) and Jokes Only An AI Can Tell (Channel 4). He has performed at Montreal’s Just For Laughs festival, Capital XTRA Comedy Club and across Europe for the Comedy Store. "Comedy gold… Pleasingly black-hearted wit." - The Guardian "A phenomenally gifted live comic." - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/toussaint-douglas</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Toussaint Douglas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Toussaint Douglass is one of comedy’s most exciting and talked about new names and is already making serious waves across the industry. His innovative brand of stand up mixes the personal with the political, whilst adding a uniquely absurdist slant to brilliant comic effect. His extensive list of credits include BBC Presents: Stand Up For Live Comedy, The News Quiz and Dead Ringers on BBC Radio 4 “He creates vivid, slightly absurd, images of his life…but it’s skilfully concealed beneath a charming quirkiness. One of the best and most distinctive acts” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/freya-mallard</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Freya Mallard</image:title>
      <image:caption>Freya Mallard is a stand-up comedian and online sensation, who is quickly becoming one of comedy’s fastest rising stars. Her silly, fun and slightly absurd take on life make her a delight to watch! She received 4*s for her Edinburgh Fringe Festival debut ‘The Bounce Back’ and was described as ‘an undeniable comic force’. Freya performs around the UK, including shows at the Cambridge Fringe, Brighton Fringe, Glastonbury Festival.   “a wonderful and exciting new voice: silly, warm and super smart!” – Josie Long</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tom-ward</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tom Ward</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tom is an award-winning comedian from London. He has appeared on ‘Live at The Apollo’, ‘Live from The BBC’, 'QI' (BBC), ‘Roast Battle’ , ‘Stand up Central’, ‘Live From The Comedy Store’ (Comedy Central) and twice on 'The Stand Up Sketch Show' (ITV2). He fronted 'Funraisers' for Channel 4 digital - billed as 'a charity shop Taskmaster' where contestants compete in challenges based in and around a charity shop. He has previously presented the LAD Bible series ‘In My Personal Space’, interviewing celebs such as Kyle Walker, Lady Leeshurr and Jamie Laing and 'No Instructions' with JackMate. He has supported Jack Whitehall, Ricky Gervais, Joe Lycett, Sindhu Vee &amp; Jason Manford on tour and is currently on his second UK tour with his fifth hour show 'Choose Your Delusion'. “A genuinely exciting talent” ***** - The Herald “A star in the making” - Timeout “Always keeps you guessing” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ninia-benjamin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ninia Benjamin</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ninia Benjamin is one of the UK’s most in-demand female comedians, with a wealth of stand up and television experience. Ninia made her name as one third of BBC Three′s ‘3 Non-Blondes’, which later transferred to BBC Two and BBC America before going to a second series, shown internationally. She has worked across major UK TV channels in a variety of roles, including appearances on Sky Comedy Close Up and being crowned the winner of Celebrity Scissorhands on BBC Three. Ninia is a regular headliner at all the UK’s top stand-up comedy clubs and has taken solo shows to the Edinburgh Festival, the Big Night of Comedy Festival in Holland and the Cape Town Comedy Festival in South Africa. "Bursting onto the stage in an explosion of energy, bombastic Benjamin certainly makes an attention-grabbing entrance” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/martin-davis</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Martin Davis</image:title>
      <image:caption>Looking like some bizarre marionette tug-of-love struggle between Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, Martin Davis skids and bounces across the stage, strung up and tugged around by unknown forces, firing off a relentless rapid-fire assault that hits every corner of the room and kills 100% of all known hecklers stone dead. Going where mere joke-tellers fear to tread with his characteristic kamikaze bravado ("Go on, heckle me") he walks the razor edge of audience participation, daring them to pick him off it. His skill in warming up the chilliest rooms and turning the stoniest punters into soft putty in his hands makes Martin Davis the comic's favourite compere. With enough nervous energy to power a small city, Martin is the Jolt Cola of the circuit. Consumer advice would read: connect up the microphone, shout "Clear!" and stand well back! "hilarious … Davis whisks inconsequential exchanges into an electrified atmosphere … he makes it looks so easy” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/prakash-jirjadhun</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-11-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Prakash Jirjadhun</image:title>
      <image:caption>Prakash Jirjadhun is a UK Stand-up comedian &amp; “So You Think You’re Funny” finalist. Performing in comedy clubs and bars in and around Brighton and London. Mauritius born Prakash brings everyone together with laughter whilst pointing out differences between various cultures in a hilariously blunt but beautifully curated manner. As seen at: The Comedy Store, Komedia, Secret Comedy Club Brighton, Hot Water Comedy Club, LOL Comedy Club.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/joe-wiilkinson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-07-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Joe Wilkinson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Joe Wilkinson is an award-winning comedian and has been a fixture on our television screens for the best part of a decade. Making regular appearances on shows such as 8 Out of Ten Cats, Have I Got News for You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Taskmaster – he is regarded as one of the finest and most surreal comedians on the circuit. As an actor, he has starred in hit shows such as Him &amp; Her, Miranda, Derek, Afterlife, Sex Education and he co-wrote the series Rovers which was aired on Sky One. His stand up shows have won over audiences up and down the country and he one half of the iconic sketch duo Two Episodes of MASH with Diane Morgan who have appeared on Radio 2, Radio 4 and Live at the Electric. Described as a cross between Jack Dee and Stewart Lee, Joe is one of the countries most adored and absurd comedians, combining surreal flights of fancy with hand-knitted comic charm, he is a peerless voice in British comedy.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/matt-green</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-07-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Matt Green</image:title>
      <image:caption>Matt Green is an accomplished actor, writer, and stand-up comedian. He has appeared in Doctor Who (BBC One), Romesh Ranganathan’s Avoidance (BBC One), The Witchfinder (BBC Two), Fresh Meat (Channel 4), Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace (Channel 4), Extras (BBC Two), and Late-Night Mash (Dave) to name a few. He has also performed Stand up at all the top Comedy clubs across the country. He has become extremely popular online through his funny satirical videos posted to social media. “Brilliantly assured and commanding stage presence…..a super impressive comedy brain”. - British Comedy Guide "Green has taken a mountain of comedy gold and succeeded admirably into transfiguring it into a set that is sure to dazzle...a must see." - Views From The Gods "A stand-up audience's dream" - Three Weeks "A talented storyteller...side-splitting...hilarious...Green leaves the audience wanting more" - Remotegoat</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jenny-collier</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-07-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jenny Collier</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jenny Collier is a multi-award winning stand up comedian, writer and actor. An established regular on the international club and festival circuit, Jenny has supported Jason Manford, Arthur Smith, Shappi Khorsandi and Dave Johns on their UK tours and has performed in Hong Kong, the Philippines, Singapore, Switzerland and Australia where she won the Percy Award during the Adelaide Fringe.  Jenny has appeared on The Rhod Gilbert Show (BBC Wales), New Comedian of the Year Award (BBC Radio 4 Extra), The Comedy Club (BBC Radio 4 Extra), What’s The Story (BBC Wales), Newsbeat (BBC Radio 1), The Leak (BBC Wales) and has written for BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz, The Now Show, Huffington Post and Glamour Magazine. “Ace... strong set... strong persona” - London is Funny “Refreshingly original... excellent” - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tom-little</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tom Little</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tom Little is an award-winning comedian. In 2015 he won the Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year (an award also won by acts such as Johnny Vegas, Jason Manford, Rhod Gilbert and Romesh Ranganathan) which he never stops banging on about. He was also a BBC Radio New Comedy Award finalist and his 2018 Edinburgh show was nominated for the Amused Moose Comedy Award. He plays the well-read fool, taking on hugely diverse facts, but refusing to deal with them conventionally, with a unique turn of phrase.   He generated a huge buzz following his recent his 2021 Edinburgh Fringe Show, Tom Little Makes A Triumphant Return to Stand Up, which was a sell-out success after a ringing endorsement from Chortle, with the reviewer commenting, ‘this is a title I can endorse’. He has a keen online following with 90 thousand followers on TikTok and 2.2 Million Likes. On top of Edinburgh, he has played comedy festivals across the country including Leicester, Morecombe, and Hastings.  "Inventive, unexpected and often very silly…. He surely can’t remain a hidden treasure for long." - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jordan-brookes</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jordan Brookes</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jordan won the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Comedy Show at the 2019 Edinburgh Fringe with his hit show I’ve Got Nothing. He was also nominated for the same award in 2017 and won the Chortle Comedian’s Comedian Award in 2018.  As well as being a critically acclaimed comedian Jordan is also an actor and writer, with numerous projects in development for TV and radio. Recently, he created his own series of shorts for Channel 4.  “Keeps hitting laughter buttons with precision” - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/don-biswas</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Don Biswas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don Biswas is one of the gems of the circuit. A politically charged gag merchant who likes to cover a wide range of subjects including his Asian upbringing, his neurodiversity as someone with dyspraxia, ADHD, and ASD and even the most important of topics.. conspiracy theories. Don has gained huge admiration off all corners of the circuit. Don is now a regular face in comedy clubs across the UK. Alongside that Don recently recorded a comedy special for BBC Radio 4 entitled ‘Neurotopical’ and has appeared on Radio 4’s 13 Million Club, Rosie Jones’s Boxticker as well as UKTV Digitals Rosie Jones’s Disabled Comedy Extravaganza and BBC Onlines Future Food Stars “Don Biswas is a unique performer who boldly takes to the stage despite suffering from Asperger’s syndrome and Dyspraxia. A phenomenal gag teller with an engaging stage persona, Don Biswas shows all the signs of a truly great comic” - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/russell-arathoon</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Russell Arathoon</image:title>
      <image:caption>Russell Arathoon is a likeable act who the audience instantly warm to. With his sharp and cheeky material Russell is a perfect act for any live audience. A solid MC he is fast building up a reputation as a very safe pair of hands. Russell is now regularly popping up at clubs such as The Frog &amp; Bucket, Fuzzy Bear, Funhouse Comedy Club, Backyard Comedy Club, OTK, Avalon to name a few In 2018 Russell made his Edinburgh Fringe debut with his critically acclaimed show ‘The Curious Incidents Of The Gay In The Night Time’. Since then Russell has gone on to perform at festivals all over the country including Leicester, Nottingham, Manchester &amp; Brighton. He even appeared on the Glee Cardiff Pride Stage alongside Robert White in 2019. "Instantly connects with the audience, a guilty pleasure" - Chortle "The sort of flamboyant persona that makes it impossible to dislike.” - Notts Comedy Review</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/james-cook</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - James Cook</image:title>
      <image:caption>James Cook is an award-winning comedian who regularly appears at comedy clubs around the country, the Edinburgh Fringe festival and has opened for Gary Delany and Paul Sinha on their national tours. "a genuine laugh every ten seconds…a stand-out show of excellent quality" - Broadway Baby "a top class comic" - Birmingham Mail</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/mitch-benn</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Mitch Benn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mitch Benn is a comedian, author, satirical songwriter, musician and actor and is widely acknowledged as one of the best writers/performers of comedy songs in the UK. He is perhaps best known as the resident comic songwriter on BBC Radio 4’s The Now Show from 1999 to 2016. Mitch has a large online following and his recent comedy songs, such as F*ck All and Moving to Scotland, have amassed more than a million views. Mitch began his comedy career in Edinburgh in the mid-1990s, before moving to London and becoming one of the most in-demand comedians on the UK comedy circuit. He has released many albums of comedy songs and has performed all over the world, including South Africa, Singapore, China and many European nations. In addition to his work on The Now Show, Mitch has presented several series of his own show on BBC radio, and his TV credits include Live At Jongleurs (ITV), Watchdog (BBC) and The Comedy Store (5). Mitch's acting credits include Merlin (BBC1) and in 2013 he took over the role of Zaphod Beeblebrox for the live stage show tour of The Hitchhikers’ Guide To The Galaxy. His voice acting credits include Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens TV series and the Sandman audiobooks. Mitch has also appeared on ‘celebrity’ editions of several TV quiz shows, including winning Celebrity Mastermind in 2016. "The country's leading musical satirist." - The Times</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ray-badran</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ray Badran</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hailing from Sydney, Australia, Ray Badran is a stand up comedian renowned for his quirky and sharp observations. Widely considered to be one of the rising stars in Australian comedy, he has worked with Chris Rock, Marc Maron and Amy Schumer, and was awarded Best International Guest Comedian by the New Zealand Comedy Guild. A regular in stand up comedy clubs all over the UK, Ray has also performed in Holland, Norway, Denmark, Belgium, Serbia, the USA, Hong Kong, New Zealand and across Australia. He has also taken solo shows to the Edinburgh Festival, Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Sydney, Perth, Brisbane and New Zealand comedy festivals. "This is uncomplicated comedy in its purest form." - Broadway World "A beautiful, hilarious shambles." - NZ Herald "His attempts to be funny in his day-to-day life seem to have a way of backfiring in hilarious ways… these stories are funny and well told." - Sydney Morning Herald</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tim-fitzhigham</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tim FitzHigham</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tim FitzHigham is a Perrier nominated, multi-award winning comedian, explorer, presenter, and author. Tim has played comedy clubs and festivals all over the world, both as an MC and in headline slots. He is one of the UK's most in demand MCs. Among numerous TV credits as a comedian, he has presented several documentaries for BBC 1 and Super Human Challenge for CBBC. Tim has written and performed in two series of The Gambler, for Radio 4 based on his hugely-successful 2011 Edinburgh Fringe show, whilst keeping up his many stage and film appearances. "Many people have foolish adventures, few make them into such consistently hilarious shows. All in all, the perfect English eccentric." - Dara O'Briain "a master storyteller, and an hour in his company is a delight" - theatreguidelondon.co.uk</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/justin-panks</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Justin Panks</image:title>
      <image:caption>Justin Panks has many a time been given the title "the comedian's comedian". Unapologetically fearless he delivers unexpected punchlines as he wades into the underbelly of everyday life surprising, shocking and delighting audiences with his well crafted jokes disguised as anecdotes, providing the audiences with laugh after laugh. With over a decade of experience gigging throughout the UK, Europe and New York, Justin prides himself on being able to adapt to any room, be it rowdy and crowded, intimate comedy clubs or large theatres. A past life as a pro sportsman makes him the perfect act for corporate events, sports personality hosts &amp; ring announcing, along with a BA-Hons Degree in Performing Arts. As seen at: Avalon, Fuzzy Bear, Off The Kerb, Hot Water, Backyard Comedy Club, Covent Garden, The Last Laugh Comedy Club &amp; The Comedy Cellar Bracknell, Jongleurs, LOL Comedy Clubs, Rangatainment, The Comedy Club, RBM Comedy, Dave's Comedy Clubs, Comedy Lounge Hull &amp; Tour Support for internationally acclaimed artists and many corporate events. He has also gigged in New York, Valencia, Ibiza, Turkey, Cyprus, Greece, Menora &amp; Denmark &amp; Sweden “Supreme confidence and unfailing hilarity." - Bath Echo</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/cerys-nelmes</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Cerys Nelmes</image:title>
      <image:caption>Introducing West Country Stand Up Comedian Cerys Nelmes, born and bred in the Cotswolds! ﻿﻿Cerys has had a very colourful and eventful life which she loves talking about to make people laugh. She performs her comedy in a story telling style with a West Country charm that is easy to warm to. Cerys has worked very hard to forge a strong career in the comedy industry. She is a leading mc on the comedy circuit, working for major UK clubs and UK charity events. Cerys has a fantastic stage presence and her audience interaction is flawless. Cerys performs all over the World for the Military and was the last ever comedian to perform in Afghanistan before they withdrew! Cerys is making waves in the tv industry as one of the best female TV warm up artists, working for Gordon Ramsey/Studio Ramsey, BT Sport, ITV and Channel 4. Cerys is a Guest Comic aboard Cruise Ships all over the World. Cerys has also appeared in Pantomime!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/james-sherwood</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - James Sherwood</image:title>
      <image:caption>James Sherwood is an award winning musical comedian. Winner of Best International Show 2010, LA Theatre Review and Best Comedy Show 2010, Hollywood Fringe. As a writer he won a Sony Award in 2009 for The Now Show and has also written for The New Quiz, Newsjack and Look Away Now (BBC Radio 4). James recently created the new radio topical quiz show I Guess That’s Why They Call It The News for BBC Radio 4. "Imaginative musical jokes and beautifully crafted original comedy songs...The material he offers is fresh, contemporary and pin-sharp original." - The Guardian "If you ever wondered what would happen if Bill Bailey and Marcus Brigstocke had a child..." - Chortle "Quite brilliant." - The Scotsman "Genuine hysterics...tears of laughter." - Spoonfed</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/paul-mccaffrey</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Paul McCaffrey</image:title>
      <image:caption>Paul has completed two sell-out tours of the UK with Sean Lock on his Keep It Light tour in 2017, and more recently toured with Kevin Bridges on his record-breaking Brand New tour in 2018. He has performed two solo tours of his own, Suburban Legend in 2018, and Lemon in 2020/21. In 2019 Paul made his debut on the flagship BBC stand-up show Live at the Apollo. He previously has starred in BBC Three’s Impractical Jokers and Russell Howard’s Good News, Comedy Central’s Stand Up Central, Channel 4’s 50 Funniest, and CBBC’s The Dog Ate My Homework. An accomplished radio presenter and guest, Paul has recently been heard on talkSPORT, Absolute’s The Alternative Vote, Rock ‘N’ Roll Football with Rob Beckett, and Russell Kane’s Whistle Stop Tour on BBC Radio 2. He also presents The Paul McCaffrey Show every Saturday morning on Jack FM. Paul is an award-winning comedian (Latitude New Act of the Year, London Paper New Act of the Year) and headlines at the biggest comedy clubs in the country. He has performed four critically acclaimed Edinburgh shows as well as major music festivals: Reading, Leeds, V Festival, Bestival and Latitude. Paul is also the co-host of smash hit podcast What’s Upset You Now? with fellow comedian Seann Walsh. "McCaffrey simply has funny bones" - The Shortlist "Born to be a comic" - The Scotsman "The relaxed, assured confidence of a stadium filler" - Chortle "Charm, charisma and success written all over him" - The Evening Standard "A total natural, his storytelling is utterly unique and never anything less than gut-bustlingly hilarious" - GQ</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/matt-rees</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Matt Rees</image:title>
      <image:caption>Multi-award-winning Welsh comedian, Matt Rees, has generated a huge buzz on the circuit over the past few years with his unique brand of well-crafted gags and acerbic delivery earning him high praise from audiences and critics alike. As well as starring in BBC3’s This Country and BBC’s Edinburgh Fringe Highlights, Matt has also recorded an episode of BBC2’s Stand Up at BBC Wales, Amazon’s Audible Presents and Stand Up For BBC Radio Wales. Matt also made his hotly anticipated debut solo show at The Edinburgh Fringe in 2018 at The Pleasance with Happy Hour, a humorous approach to his alcoholism and his everyday life. The rising star has won a whole host of awards including Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year, Leicester Square Comedian of The Year, Welsh Unsigned Act of The Year and Loaded LAFTAs, as well as being nominated for Chortle Best Newcomer. Matt works across the board of the top UK clubs, such as The Comedy Store, Glee Club and The 99 Club and has also performed at the leading comedy/music festivals such as Latitude, Reading, Leeds, Green Man and the fantastically off-beat Welsh festival, Machynlleth Comedy Fest. Also, Matt has provided tour support for the likes of Joe Lycett, John Robins, Elis James, Patrick Kielty as well as Tig Notaro. "A properly original comedy mind" - The Guardian “Comedian to watch" - The Times "A gem in the form of a laconic youngster with an instinctive comedic talent" - Metro "Matt's writing was a stand out. Apparently casual asides spin out into fresh routines" - Chortle "Quite brilliant. I’d love to see more of this comic." - Kate Copstick, The Scotsman</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jack-skipper</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jack Skipper</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jack Skipper, hailing from South London, has recently gone from a carpet fitter with no qualifications to blowing up, becoming an internet sensation and full-time comedian. Whether telling stories of life as a family man or observations on working-class life, his everyday guy persona has gained an impressive following on social media, with over 14 million likes on TikTok alone and 270,000 followers on Instagram. Jack was a runner up in the prestigious So You Think You’re Funny? New Comedian of the Year competition in 2022, and in 2023 reached the final of the Komedia New Act comedian. He recently starred in the Stand Up Sketch Show on ITV2.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/javier-jarquin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Javier Jarquin</image:title>
      <image:caption>Javier Jarquin is an extremely experienced and highly respected, performer. Building his reputation as a comedy circuit headline act, Javier has established himself as a masterful entertainer.  Javier was born in New Zealand to Latin-American/Chinese parents. He skilfully weaves his unique perspective into every performance and delivers sharply executed insights on life as an immigrant. In addition, Javier’s gag rate is off the scale; a witty quick-hitter with incredible writing and improv skills.  The perfect all-round entertainer with an abundance of skill, comedic flair and excessive likability, Javier is definitely one to watch.  “High caliber throughout“ - Morning Stars “Fresh, funny and unique“ - The Press “Jarquin draws in the audience like an industrial magnet“ - SG Fringe</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jon-wagstaffe</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jon Wagstaffe</image:title>
      <image:caption>A simple country lad from Tewkesbury Jon Wagstaffe burst onto the scene in May 2011 and has propelled himself quickly into being a well known act on the comedy circuit. His mix of high energy and clever writing make audiences warm to him instantly. Now experienced in playing to stag &amp; hen parties to corporate nights, pubs to festivals, comedy clubs and competitions Jon is comfortable in any room. His take on modern life will have any audience in fits of laughter. He is also devilishly good-looking and has beautiful hair. “A naturally sharp &amp; funny comedian, fresh like everything from Tewkesbury.” – Patrick Monahan “Listening to Jon Wagstaffe was like listening to your slightly over-clocked mate in the pub regaling you with stories of his weekend, complete with raucous detours, unfinished sentences (not that it meant you couldn’t follow) and inappropriately mixed metaphors.” - One4review “Very energetic, bombastic contagious humour.” – John Elson, Voodoo</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/steve-day</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Steve Day</image:title>
      <image:caption>Steve Day describes himself as Britains only deaf comedian, if there are any others he hasn't heard. Actually there are a couple of others who have started since he wrote that joke, but it's only a joke after all. For the past eleven years Steve has been performing to huge laughter around the country and abroad, well they tell him the laughter was huge to humour him, he doesn't know either way. A disabled performer, Steve is more concerned with success in the mainstream comedy circuit, but is happy to 'deaf it up' as necessary if the money is ok and there are sandwiches. "Revelatory and very funny" - The Guardian "Wonderful" - Bath Chronicle "Warm, funny, frank and thought-provoking" - The Scotsman "The best comedy often comes from real-life observations, something that Day had down to a T" - Brighton Argus "A very different kind of comedy ... something which Day seems particularly proud of, and so he should be" - Three Weeks "A hilarious, hard-of-hearing, heavenly host" - Time Out Comic's Choice "Has a self-effacing charm which endears him to audiences" - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dave-fulton</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/e9c8ae1d-bb05-4694-b226-4e5bf019b41b/Dave_Fulton_Comedian.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Dave Fulton</image:title>
      <image:caption>Originally from the United States, Dave Fulton is now based in London and has performed shows in 25 different countries, including Australia, Kazakhstan, Finland, Japan and even India. His relentless style of delivery and raw, honest material has made him a favourite Comedy Carnival headliner. His TV credits include numerous appearances on Live at The Comedy Store (Comedy Central), Comedy Train International in Amsterdam, The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy), The World Comedy Tour filmed in Melbourne, Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC Two) and They Think It’s All Over (BBC One). He has also written and directed a series of dark comedy short films, available on Amazon and iTunes. "Whiplash delivery and relentless pace." - The List "Has a deceptively laid back stage manner that disguises a raw aggression." - The Independent</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/matt-stellingworth</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-19</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/bf896123-b127-4dbf-afcd-7c5d46adabc6/Matt_Stellingworth_Comedian.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Matt Stellingworth</image:title>
      <image:caption>Matt Stellingwerf is a fast rising star on the international comedy scene, and highly regarded by his peers. Matt has won four NZ Comedy Guild Awards, been nominated for several others, and was nominated as Best Newcomer at the 2014 NZ International Comedy Festival. Matt was a 2015 &amp; 2016 nominee for the prestigious Billy T Award. A renowned MC and compere, Matt is a 3-time nominee for Best MC in New Zealand. Hamilton-born and Wanganui-raised farmer's son and trained criminologist, an award-winning bar fly...and genuinely lovely guy, Matt Stellingwerf is a man of contradictions. He expertly brings these contradictions to the stage with his typical low-key style and confidence, finding the humour in topics as diverse as love, mental illness, sex, drugs, and this crazy interview he once conducted with a serial killer on Death Row! Matt now brings a worldview inspired by alcoholic shearing gangs, bizarre Dutch relatives, and criminological theory to the stage and attempts to answer some of life's enduring mysteries. So come along, grab a brew and have a laugh! He has toured extensively, performing throughout NZ, Australia, the USA &amp; the United Kingdom. “Raises the comedy bar...an erudite satire superstar" - Theatreview</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/howard-read</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Howard Read</image:title>
      <image:caption>Howard Read is a comic, writer, animator and actor, in that order. He is best known for being one half (and the other half), of the Big Howard, Little Howard, the world’s first human cartoon double-act. He is also an acclaimed stand-up comic, writer, author, illustrator and animator. Howard is still a regular on the UK comedy circuit, compering and performing sets all over the country, and sometimes the world. His unique inclusion of animation in his stand-up work won him a nomination for the Edinburgh Comedy Award in 2003 and his toured his Big Howard Little Howard shows nationally and to festivals in the USA, Australia and New Zealand. He also created and wrote the comedy obituary show Peacefully In Their Sleeps for Radio 4 which included a guest appearance by Richard Briers CBE.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/david-tsnonos</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - David Tsonos</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you want serious comedy David Tsonos is not your man. His comedy stems from being the youngest of five boys, babysitting ...his nephews and his cat. Whether it’s a Bar gig, a Comedy Club or a Corporate function David makes them laugh until they can laugh no more. (Well maybe a little more.) Starting off in Canada in 1999 and now making London UK his home he has performed in over 15 countries. He has appeared at numerous fringe festivals in the UK including Edinburgh, Glasgow, Bath and Hastings. He will continue to make people laugh until Aliens with no sense of humour take over Earth. “Very confident, knows his material totally and had the crowd roaring. Good face and voice for comedy, great timing”. - The Stand Comedy Club</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/paul-tonkinson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Paul Tonkinson</image:title>
      <image:caption>A sensational live performer, Yorkshire man, marathon runner and former (double award-winning) Time Out Comedian of the Year, Paul Tonkinson has long upheld his esteemed reputation as one of the finest stand-ups the UK has to offer. With a unique and distinctive style, Tonkinson is noted for his effervescent physicality and skillful impressions, which bring alive exuberant, tender comic reflections on love, family and the day-to-day idiosyncrasies of 21st century living. A plethora of first class material, combined with tremendous charm and irrepressible, infectious energy make for quite a formidable talent. Following a solo tour, he was given the opportunity to play to a wider audience, joining the mighty Michael McIntyre as a special guest on live shows around the UK. In 2013 he had the honour of joining Michael as a special guest on his global arena tour; playing to millions across the globe, as far and wide as Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Dubai, Singapore and Hong Kong.   Paul joined Michael again in 2015 as special guest on the Happy &amp; Glorious Tour; playing to sold-out crowds in arenas across the UK. On TV, he’s most recently performed on BBC One’s Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Comedy Central’s The Comedy Store and The World Stands-up. He was recently a contestant on Ch. 4`s hit show Celebrity Come Dine With Me, proving he’s not just a dazzling stand-up talent, but a whizz in the kitchen, scooping first place to win the cash prize for charity. His first love remains stand-up, and Tonkinson remains in great demand in the UK and across the globe, performing at all the major international comedy festivals including the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs festival where he hosted the esteemed Britcom Gala. Confirming his status as an invincible and highly versatile performer, he is also a regular entertainer for the UK Armed Forces, and has performed in Afghanistan and Iraq; playing to 2,500 troops in 45 degree heat in the middle of the desert. "Charismatic, combines the visual trickery of a Lee Evans with the improvisational skills of Paul Merton. Brilliant characterisations, his face, a wonder of contortion." - Independent "Caricatures seem to flow out of his head like Ghostbusters sprites escaping a powered-down containment unit brought to life with physicality and cartoon-like voices. Mixes observational set pieces with audience interaction… hilariously obtuse … dependably funny." - Chortle "Excellent… extremely talented… brilliant" - Time Out</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ash-frith</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ash Frith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ash Frith started in 2011 and has enjoyed performing with some of the best acts on the UK comedy circuit, providing support for Russell Kane and Terry Alderton on theatre dates, as well as performing in further flung locations Frog &amp; Bucket, Comedy Central, XS Malarky.  Ash performed in the West End Show “Cornucopia” the extravaganza hosted by The Boy With Tape on His Face, and was resident MC for a month of shows at London’s Outside the Box comedy club performing with huge names from the UK circuit including Omid Djalili, Angela Barnes and Jarred Christmas. Ash can be regularly seen at: Up The Creek, Komedia, The Attic and many more comedy clubs across the UK.  You can also listen to Ash on a weekly podcast "The Pranks &amp; Firth Show" as well as on Twitch with his show "I'd Watch That"  “I was Frithing at the mouth at his brilliance!” - Russell Kane “I was lucky enough to have Ash to support me...Stupid me forgetting how pissing good he is!!!!” - Terry Alderton</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/president-obonjo</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - President Obonjo</image:title>
      <image:caption>President Obonjo is a larger-than-life stand-up comedy character who has been taking the comedy scene by storm. He features in the hit show ‘Stolen’ on ITV X and is an internet sensation. As the uber-confident, self-appointed, side-splitting dictator of ‘Lafta Republic’, he has been quietly leading a comedy revolution as the African dictator exiled in Britain. With high-energy political and personal gags he has wowed in clubs across the country. "Had the audience in stitches from start to finish" “It’s a great comic construct, with lots of seized opportunities for playing with the clichés” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/john-newton</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - John Newton</image:title>
      <image:caption>John began his comedy career in January 2003. He fast became known for his inventive writing, covering a wide spectrum of subjects from the surreal to hard hitting. Geoff Whiting quickly spotted John’s potential &amp; he was performing regular paid 20-minute sets for Mirth control within 6 months of his first gig. In 2007 John started work on the Cruise Ship Circuit booked by Matthew Willetts at Comicus and has to date clocked up over 50 Cruises, working on Ships such as The Ventura, The Oceana, Arcadia &amp; Ocean Village 1 &amp; 2. Performing to a more “mainstream audience” was a challenge John relished &amp; he soon became a firm favourite of passengers &amp; crew members alike, although he still see’s himself as a true alternative comedian with an impressive turn around of fresh original material. John is now a regular at most of the big weekend clubs &amp; works for most of the big players in the industry &amp; is a particular favourite of Ian Franklin at The Comedy Club Ltd where he closes on a regular basis, particularly opening nights. “John sucks you into his world with obscurely brilliant comedy” - The Comedy Vibe “Slick &amp; professional, a gag teller in the traditional mode, Newton is fast of mind and sharp of tongue, like a craftsman should be” - The Comedy Pad “John Newton does not require gimmicks or stage characters as he has something more valuable to any comedian, good old fashioned solid gags” - funny.co.uk</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/markus-birdman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Markus Birdman</image:title>
      <image:caption>Markus Birdman is one of British comedy’s most experienced and well-travelled performers. In demand all over the UK and abroad, Markus is a veteran of the Edinburgh Fringe with 11 solo shows to his credit and headliner status at all the top clubs, including Comedy Store, Komedia, Hot Water, The Stand and Soho Theatre. He’s performed at the Melbourne, Adelaide, and Perth Comedy Festivals and was nominated by the New Zealand Comedy Guild for Best International Guest. His international gig list includes Pakistan, Singapore, China, UAE, Austria, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Finland and India to name a few. He had his own Netflix Stand Up Special, ‘Live in Amsterdam’ &amp; was also co-writer on Jayde Adams’s Amazon Prime Stand Up Special, ‘Serious Black Jumper’. In 2023 Markus is appearing in Britain’s Got Talent and getting great reviews. “Delightfully comic. Controversial, personal and wickedly punchy.” - The List “Engagingly mixes the silly and the downright wrong.” - Chortle “A consummate comic…. energetic, engaging, thought-provoking and funny.” - The Stage “Birdman’s Fringe show is a triumph. He isn’t afraid to push the limits of what society deems appropriate.” - The Edinburgh Reporter</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/nick-page</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>With some comics there’s a moment where you ask yourself ‘I wonder how much of this is true?’, with Nick Page you might hope it isn’t true, but somehow know that it is, mostly. His shows are full to bursting with stories from a life lived on the edge of (self inflicted) disaster. In his shows there are no songs, props or padding, just stories packed with jokes from start to finish. The Guardian Newspaper described him as ‘a bear like man with a host of barely believable stories about life, love and brushes with the law’. In the last few years he has won the prestigious title ‘English Comedian of the Year’, performed at comedy festivals in 3 continents and been awarded the Operational Service Medal by the British army for numerous gigs in warzones, doing everything from shows in Camp Bastion and Kandahar for 5000 troops at a time, to being helicoptered to perform for 20 soldiers in a patrol base in the desert. He’s reached the live finals of Britain’s Got Talent despite having never watched the show. A typical week in the UK might see performances in pubs and theatres before a weekend run at a comedy club. Between cruises and expat bookings he’s now performed in over half the world’s countries, and even kept busy during covid lockdown performing over 100 online gigs from a studio in his garage. “A winning comic personality with a distinctive style and finely tuned storytelling skills“ - Chortle “A big man with a unique style.... The hit of the night“ - Beyond the Joke “funny, cathartic, and very entertaining“ - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/sully-osullivan</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Sully O'Sullivan</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sully O’Sullivan is a seasoned international headliner who has performed all over the world. First stepping onto the stage in his native New Zealand, Sully rocketed to stardom making his TV debut just 7 months later in New Zealand’s cult stand-up series Pulp Comedy on TV2, where he went on to appear in three seasons. In 2005 Sully decided to spread his comedy wings and head to the sunny coasts of Great Britain. Over a decade later and he’s now performed in almost every corner of the country including the Orkney Islands, the Isle Of Man, the Isle Of White and the Channel Islands! Basically, there’s not many places in the UK that Sully hasn’t set foot. Renowned as an act capable of performing in any room and to any audience, Sully has also built up a reputation as one of the most reliable and quick-witted acts on the circuit. “a wicked sense of humour.” - BBC “Sully O’Sullivan was amazing” - NME “a blast of hilarity” - Manchester Evening News</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jeff-innocent</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jeff Innocent</image:title>
      <image:caption>Multi award winning comedian Jeff Innocent has reached legendary status among his peers and audiences alike by staying at the top of his game for over 20 years. His unique appeal lies in the contrast between his east end 'geezer’ appearance and demeanour, and his educated, philosophical delivery and culturally relevant subject matter. Always original, he continues to cement his position within the history of British stand-up comedians with his regular performances on the UK and world live comedy circuit and has recently acquired a whole new generation of fans, through his online viral video clips. “Jeff Innocent delivers a masterclass in stand-up comedy every time he performs“ - The Times on Sunday “It should be made law that every British citizen should go and see Jeff innocent, he’s that funny“ - Evening Standard “Jeff presents a show that’s part history lesson, part sociology lecture, but all funny“ - The Guardian</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tania-edwards</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Tania Edwards</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tania Edwards is an award-winning stand-up comedian and writer. Writing credits include Stand Up For The Week, Twit of the Year (Channel 4), Mock the Week, Après Ski (BBC2), and The Unbelievable Truth (Radio 4). She was a panellist on The Blame Game (BBC1 Northern Ireland), and a frequent guest on Radio 4’s Comedy Club. She was a member of The Cutting Edge Team at The Comedy Store and supported Katherine Ryan on her sell out tour. Tania was a finalist in the Hackney Empire, Amused Moose, Leicester Square, Latitude, and Funny Women competitions. Her five-star solo show Not My Dog won the Amused Moose Comedy Award for Best Fringe Show 2018. Her most recent solo show Don’t Mention It garnered rave reviews. Her jokes have been selected as Best of the Fringe in The Evening Standard, The Telegraph and The Mirror. "outrageous humour… Tania Edwards has mastered her craft” - Ed Fest Mag “effortless comic genius” - Funny Women “sharp and savage wit” - The Sunday Post</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/liam-pickford</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Liam Pickford</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, what can we say about Liam? If Stewart Lee, Jack Dee and Morrissey ever had a child together then Liam is who they would call son. Liam started performing stand up in Manchester in June 2012. His unique style is a breath of fresh air to the circuit. Liam has crafted a unique brand of stand up, mixing cleverly honed material and punchlines with excitingly unpredictable audience interaction. All this, mixed in with a hint of ‘whimsy’ and clever observations, delivered in a wonderfully unenthusiastic and grumpy style. Liam has become a circuit favourite and is destined for big things. A highly intelligent writer and fantastic performer. “He’s got funny bones, and a scattergun mind that doesn’t quite work like anybody else’s” - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/alistair-barrie</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Alistair Barrie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alistair Barrie is one of the top headliners on the international comedy circuit. A regular at London’s world-famous Comedy Store, he has performed in over 40 countries including acclaimed performances in Australia, Cape Town, Mumbai, New Zealand and the legendary Comedy Cellar in New York. Alistair is a frequent panelist on BBC Scotland’s award-winning ‘Breaking the News’ and a regular pundit on Times Radio, Radio 4 and 5Live. He has appeared on numerous radio and television shows all over the world, including 'Celebrity Deal or No Deal', ‘BBC Breakfast,’ 'Good Morning South Africa' and ‘The Blame Game’ in Northern Ireland. “No one does righteous indignation with the same brio as Barrie, an inheritor of the splenetic mantle of the great 80s alternative comedians” - The Guardian “Barrie’s analytical nous and store of snappy gags mark him out…Excellent” - The Independent</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/darius-davies</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Darius Davies</image:title>
      <image:caption>With over a decade of experience, professional stand-up comedian Darius is a regular at Top Comedy clubs throughout the UK, performs numerous international gigs and regularly takes a show to the Edinburgh fringe. The Ultimate "Roast Host", Darius also runs his own show Hate'N'Live and makes appearances on other popular gong shows throughout the country.   "It’s hilarious stuff, supercharged by precision timing and an impassioned, charismatic delivery that’s tempered by an engaging self-effacing streak. This is rock-solid comedy with constant laughs from a skilled pro." - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dan-atkinson-93b7k</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Nina Gilligan</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nina Gilligan is sometimes outrageous, always hilarious with a charming, loveable persona which belies an acerbic wit. Equally at home in clubs as art centre’s Nina is opening, closing, and hosting gigs up and down the country. 2021 saw her crowned as the WINNER of the prestigious Leicester Mercury Award after also Winning Liverpool Hot Water and being a finalist in English Comedian of The Year in previous year. Recent work includes a sell-out show ‘Late Developer’ at Leicester Comedy Festival which is going on to The Edinburgh Fringe 2022 with Just The Tonic. Recent Tour Support includes Jason Manford, Clinton Baptiste and Rachel Fairburn. “A bolshie Mrs Merton, she’s not one to suffer fools lightly so watch out for a razor-sharp wit used at will” – The Skinny “A hidden gem of the Circuit” –  Kiri Pritchard McLean “Brilliant, an outstanding comic” – Toby Foster (Phoenix Nights)</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dan-atkinson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Dan Atkinson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dan Atkinson is a writer, producer, and stand-up comedian. He received a Chortle Award nomination for Best UK Compere and previously compered the Edinburgh and Beyond National Live Tour, hosted the late night, copyright-infringing Comedy Countdown for eight consecutive years, and co-created and performed in comedy show Git, alongside Jon Richardson and Lloyd Langford. Dan’s Radio credits include The Richard Bacon Show (BBC5 Live) and The Jon Richardson Show (BBC 6 Music), and his TV appearances include Working Lunch (BBC2), Law of the Playground (Channel 4), Tony &amp; June (Channel 4), Bodyhits (BBC3) and Russell Howard’s Good News (BBC3). “Dan Atkinson has moved into the big league and positioned himself amongst some of the best comics at the Fringe” - The National Student “Passionate delivery of great, witty writing is not to be missed” - 3 Weeks</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/terry-alderton</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Terry Alderton</image:title>
      <image:caption>Terry is one of the most exciting comedians around, regularly performing all over the globe, and picking up the odd award. He has played the Melbourne Comedy Festival, New Zealand Comedy Festival, India, Edinburgh Comedy Festival, Canadas Just For Laughs, Dublin and Galway Comedy Festivals and many more. He is also recognisable to fans as character ‘Terry Spraggan’ in Eastenders and ‘Charlie Mead’ in Londons Burning. Peeking inside the Technicolor mind of one of Britain’s finest comic talents and you will find him desperately doing battle with “The Voices”, two unpredictable and hilarious Voices in Terry’s Head. Though often a challenge to Terry these two different sides of his ego/conscience often lead him into unpredictable comedy routines. Oh, and let's not forget his talking shoes! “Terry Alderton is far from normal: he's doing ground-breaking things with the form of comedy that no one normal would ever think of.” - Latitude</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ian-stone</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ian Stone</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ranked amongst the top ten stand-ups in Britain by The Independent, Ian Stone is one of the most talented topical acts and comperes in the country. Edgy and provocative, with an easy-going manner and self-depreciating style, Ian is at great ease bantering with an audience. He received a nomination in 2012 for the BEST SHOW at the Leicester Comedy Festival Awards. His Edinburgh festival show in 2022 Righter of Wrongs played to sold out audiences for the entire run and he'll be back in Edinburgh in 2023 He has performed all over the world including Comedy Festivals in Australia, New Zealand, Hong Kong, South Africa, Holland, France, Ireland and Germany. He’s entertained the troops in Kuwait, Bosnia,Kosovo, Cyprus and Afghanistan. He was the first British stand-up to perform in Moscow and the first performer to appear for The Comedy Store in Mumbai. ‘Seriously funny’ - The Guardian "Ian Stone is intelligent and likable and has the audience in the palm of hand from the second he steps on stage. This is the type of comedy that leaves you giddy and on the highest high. After seeing him last night I totally understand why the punters were returning for a second dose." - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/pam-ford</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Pam Ford</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Birmingham Born woman with strong Aussie accent, this former Pub landlady turned comedian, soon out grew her small Kent village pub to perform her unique comedy set in comedy clubs and Theatre's all  over the UK and Europe. A regular at the Edinburgh fringe festival. with her one woman shows typically telling her honest and hilarious accounts of events in her life. “Pam is simply hilarious. She commands the stage, has great material and is superb at working an audience. Due to unforeseen circumstances at the last minute she stepped up to headline our Wendover festival and 'smashed it!” - Fred Ferenzi</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/windsor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Windsor is a first class compere and stand-up who has combined years of street-performance skills with a natural charm and warmth, along with an enviable ability to make people relax. By transferring his street experience of audience control and off-the-cuff humour, Windsor became a highly skilled and supremely professional comedy circuit compere almost overnight, with an extraordinary ability to warm up a show and keep it running at a high quality level. In addition, top quality material makes him a top-notch act. A well-known face at Covent Garden and winner of 5 street performance awards, including Best Comedy Act, Windsor has developed into a hilarious compere, warm-up and comedian with a well-crafted and instinctive ability to involve and warm up any audience. “Windsor, a master of putdown, warmed-up and flushed out the hecklers… an abrasive and skilled compere, Windsor .. delivers hot material with a rare skill.” - The Stage</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ben-norris</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Ben Norris is a highly experienced and hugely well respected stand-up. He’s been performing comedy since 1993 and has developed an incredibly relaxed stage persona with an innate ability to improvise as well as deliver sharply crafted material. As a result he’s a regular headliner on the UK comedy circuit and has performed around the world in Prague, New Zealand, Australia, Hong Kong, South Africa, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Singapore, Manilla, Bangcock, Tokyo and the Isle of Wight. He has performed at comedy festivals the world over and has a wealth of experience in the tricky art of TV warm-up. More recently, Ben Norris has excelled at presenting many high profile corporate events and award ceremonies. You may have heard Ben’s voice on campaigns for Carling and Emirates, amongst others Ben Performs at The Comedy Club &amp; other top venues across the Uk.He has appeared on a range of different television shows such as Mock the Week and Never Mind the Buzzcocks. "Ben Norris may not be a household name, but then very few really good comedians are these days. He has been touring steadily for the past two decades, and he's developed a razor sharp act in the process; it's hard to think of anyone on the circuit who works an audience with as much as much skill and flair." - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/tom-deacon</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Tom Deacon burst onto the stand up comedy scene after winning Chortle’s Student Comedian Award. His solid stage presence and slick timing led to him support Doc Brown and Katherine Ryan on tour. With several critically-acclaimed, sold-out, solo shows, Tom has appeared at the world’s biggest festivals, including Glastonbury, Reading, Leeds, V Fest, Latitude, the Edinburgh Festival, the New Zealand Comedy Festival and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. An accomplished radio presenter with his own radio shows on BBC Radio 1 and Capital FM, Tom’s TV appearances include appeared The Rob Brydon Show (BBC Two), Dave’s One Night Stand (Dave) and Edinburgh and Beyond (Comedy Central). “Tom Deacon has a style that contemporary comedy has been crying out for.” - Chortle "A mighty fine comic" - The Guardian "With looks, confidence, charm and great material; expect other comics to lynch him" - The Sunday Times</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/nathan-caton</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Nathan Caton is one of the most exciting young comedians on the scene. Gigging since the tender age of 19, over the last decade he has established himself both as a circuit headliner, and a name on TV and radio. Within his first few years on stage, he had picked up various accolades and coveted plaudits including the Chortle Student Comic of the Year award and Broadcast Hotshot and written and starred in a pilot for Paramount Comedy (now Comedy Central) entitled The Nathan Caton Show. Since then Caton has gone from strength to strength, wowing audiences at comedy clubs up and down the UK, and on his numerous TV and radio appearances, with his delightfully charming blend of personal and political comedy. “A comic well worth catching any chance you can“ - One4review “Funny, clever and a pleasure to listen to.“ - Broadway Baby “A charming and convincing operator“ - The List</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/samantha-day</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Samantha has six children. Three of them are step children, which means that they have been brought up properly, by someone else, and are therefore nice. But her three are a lot better at shoplifting. She is 53, but looks younger because she's had a lot of work done. Some people have said that that makes her a bad feminist. They don't know the half of it. She is an alcoholic and hasn’t had a drink for 17 years. And that's ok - she doesn't need to drink in order to socialise or dance. Happily, she doesn’t even need to drink to wet herself. For nearly thirty years, Samantha was an accountant. A click on the LinkedIn icon above will reveal that for once this isn't even a lie. She gave it up when, despite her best efforts, she only managed to sleep her way to the middle. Samantha dreams of a day when we are all treated the same, and bosses will sleep with all of their staff, whether they fancy them or not. Samantha's maiden name was Wise. To this day she is the height of the hobbit, Sam Wise, out of Lord of the Rings. Being called Goblin Girl throughout your teens is character building.  Her first bid to rid herself of this name was to marry a Latvian whom she met as a teenager. She will not be marrying any more Latvians. They don’t want her to. “Warm, engaging, raw and very very funny. Samantha delivered a hilarious, polished &amp; professional performance that had the audience hanging on every word and wanting more! A real rough diamond. Watch this space...” - Crazy Bird Comedy Club</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/sol-bernstein</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>When a legend reaches a certain point in their career, it’s time to ease up on doing legendary things and reflect on an exemplary life. Sol Bernstein has reached that point, and he invites us to listen to his tales of the high life with the biggest names in showbiz, musings on how the world has changed, and being just an ordinary Jew with world-beating wit, unbounded talent and death-defying chutzpah. Singer, dancer, comedian, magician, actor and musician Sol Bernstein was born in Ukraine. Having been rated Best Triangle Player by Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong and Duke Ellington in the 1950s, he went on to perform across the globe at venues such as The London Palladium, New York’s Carnegie Hall, The Paris Olympia, Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and Scunthorpe Working Mens Club.  But despite such a life, Sol has suffered unforgiveable injustice. Heard of Elvis Presley? No? How about The Beatles? Really? Ok then, surely Marcel Marceau? Good. Well, Sol Bernstein launched the careers of these greats and many more*, and what did he get for it? Nada. Nothing, not even a 'thank you'. But having escaped the Pogroms in Russia and the Nazis in Germany as a child, Bernstein is no stranger to pain and hardship – in all their forms – have made the man what he is. Such struggles – be they life-threatening or female nagging – give Sol Bernstein not only the inspiration to face each new day but the material for his limitless supply of comedy shtick. The resulting performances have given the man good reason to enjoy fame and build friendships with the likes of Burt Bacharach, James Brown and Harry Hill. He's still waiting for the fame. Sol Bernstein has got so much to say and being now in his 80s, so little time to say it. Catch this legend and genius while you still have the chance. "...Sol Bernstein received one of the best audience reactions of the night, as he machine-gunned his way through his insulting, attitude-laden one-liners. In many ways this affectionate adoption of a classic Jewish shtick allows him to have his lekach and eat it, getting away with some defiantly un-PC material through the ironic veneer of a character." - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/rudi-lickwood</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Rudi Lickwood</image:title>
      <image:caption>As one of the top stand-up comedians on the UK comedy circuit, Rudi Lickwood is far more than just a stand-up. Rudi Lickwood is a comedian with a highly successful &amp; long established career, spanning over 29 years starting out on the circuit as an Eddie Murphy impersonator in 1989. In this time Lickwood has performed at a variety of venues, settings and high profile events around the world. He is a true professional in bringing laughter to life. With a super confident playful personality oozing charisma, Rudi’s infectious charm has made him a desirable commodity. His set can be tailored to perform at any event, and has a fantastic track record in corporate hospitality having performed for Google, Coca Cola &amp; Heinz and numerous other blue chip companies.  Rudi’s achievements include earning his status in the ‘Black 100+’ awards for the greatest Black British Achievers, &amp; picking up a BECA award for outstanding contribution to comedy.  He has also appeared on a variety of TV shows &amp; media projects . Having worked closely with the Combined Forces Entertainment (CSE), Rudi has toured in Afghanistan, Iraq and Bosnia, keeping our troops entertained all over the world. A charming character, Rudi is loved wherever he performs. Irresistible...he's going to be massive - The Guardian</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/chris-mcglade</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Chris McGlade</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris McGlade is a British comedian, actor, poet, and journalist. He is best known for his show “Forgiveness” which is related to his father’s murder that acclaimed attention as the show falls under the comedic genre. He is an act like no other, up close and personnel comedy ‘Plenty of food for thought...Heartfelt and often intense.’ - Chortle 'Big, old-fashioned, belly-laughs... a unique comedy voice.' - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dave-chawner</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Dave Chawner is a Number 1 best-selling author, award winning comic, radio-presenter and mental health campaigner as seen on BBC, ITV &amp; Channel 4, and as heard on Radio 1, Radio 4, BBC Radio 5 Live and Talk Sport. Performing comedy at venues around the UK, Dave is a fun, friendly and affable host and comic capable of talking and improvising on a huge arrange of subjects who tours UK comedy clubs as well as performing his solo shows at comedy Festivals between his large array of regular TV appearances. He's a stand-in for Mock The Week &amp; Taskmaster, and he's done 6 solo shows at The Edinburgh Fringe to critical acclaim. "hilariously entertaining" – The Mail on Sunday "quirky, moving &amp; hilarious" – Indy 100 "one comic you have to make the effort to see" - The Scottish Herald</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/el-baldinho</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - El Baldhino</image:title>
      <image:caption>El Baldiniho is a magician and prop comedian performing on TV, in comedy clubs, at festivals and at corporate events across the UK and beyond. Recently seen on Britain’s Got Talent (where he got 4 yeses) he can also be seen headlining family friendly comedy events at The Comedy Store, Up The Creek, and The Frog and Bucket. He regularly appears at Glee Clubs and is booked by national comedy agencies such as Off The Kerb and Live Nation. “Evoked the spirit of Tommy Cooper” - Evening Standard “One of the funniest things I’ve seen.” - Rich Hall “mind-boggingly daft” - Agraman</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/thenjiwe</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Thenjiwe is one of the most highly recognised and popular South African stand-up comedians on the road today. The lawyer turned comedian has performed to audiences around the world including Vietnam, Thailand, The Philippines and cities in Australia, Europe, North America and Africa. With six comedy specials and two popular South African sitcoms that she wrote, produced and starred in, Judge Thenjiwe Khambule and Meet the Khambules; she is the Queen of African Comedy. She has three YouTube channels with over 180000 subs and over 40 million views. Thenjiwe's debut to the London scene has seen her win the King Gong Comedy at the Comedy Store and The Black Out at Up The Creek. She recently did her one hour show at the Leicester Square Theatre in London where she got a standing ovation. She has acted and starred in many television shows including Imbewu, The Road and Harvest; and appears in the films 10 Days in Sun City, Accidental Spy, Uncovered (all available on Netflix) and various Mzansi Magic Movies. She has a combined social media following of over a million and a half and in 2022 was awarded an honorary Doctorate degree for her community services.  ‘A great addition to the UK comedy circuit’  Lonestar Comedy</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/raymond-and-mr-timpkins</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Raymond &amp;amp; Mr Timpkins</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face. Headlining at venues from the Falklands to Ashby De La Zouch, they’ve circumnavigated the planet, spurting amusement in concentrated twenty minute bursts but now an hour show is gestating, due to arrive bloody and screaming at some point, if not slightly before. If you like music and let’s face it, who doesn’t, you’ll like it. If you like silliness, middle aged men dancing and unsavoury acts, you’ll probably love it. “Ridiculous - quite bonkers funniness” - Voice Mag “A runaway train of brazen daftness” - The List “A hell of a fine act” - The Wee Review “A thing of brilliance” - Chortle “A world class British variety act. A masterclass. The best I’ve seen” - Celebrity Radio “Sublime. It’s so slick and stylised, you wonder how they can keep it up” - Three Weeks “If you find a more inventive and joyful hour than one spent with ‘The raymond &amp; Mr Timpkins Revue’, do let me know… they are utterly charming.” - Fife Today</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/carey-marx</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Carey Marx</image:title>
      <image:caption>Carey Marx has been a circuit favourite for years, mixing his own blend of dark humour with his mischievous and gleeful delivery.  His wilful disregard for the controversial and delicate is tempered beautifully by his ability to find joy in the most unexpected places. This  hilarious mix of edgy topics and playful gagsmithery can be seen at all the top clubs across the country with Marx regularly playing Jongleurs, Komedia and The Comedy Store and annually compering the largest festivals. Carey Marx has been a circuit favourite for years, mixing his own blend of dark humour with his mischievous and gleeful delivery.  His wilful disregard for the controversial and delicate is tempered beautifully by his ability to find joy in the most unexpected places. This  hilarious mix of edgy topics and playful gagsmithery can be seen at all the top clubs across the country with Marx regularly playing Jongleurs, Komedia and The Comedy Store and annually compering the largest festivals. Carey has taken numerous critically acclaimed shows to Edinburgh Festival Fringe over the years. His 2013 show, Intensive Carey, was so successful that it was picked up by BBC Radio 4 in 2015 and developed into a R4 special. Alongside his stand up, Carey has recorded a popular weekly topical podcast with comedian Barry Castagnola, called The Proper Gander. The hilarious show has received 5 star reviews from listeners and is available through iTunes. "Carey Marx is a criminally overlooked comedian. He's an extraordinarily talented stand-up who reaches into the genre's darkest corners with a tickling stick. Delivering his black thoughts with a cheeky smile, he is an endearing host and only those who want to be offended by what he's got to say will be offended by what he's got to say. The rest of us will be in stitches. He makes the world a better place." - Metro “An evening in his company is nothing less than a joy” - The Independent on Sunday</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/njambi-mcgrath</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Njambi McGrath</image:title>
      <image:caption>Since making her debut on the London circuit in 2010, Njambi has been working hard at establishing herself on the UK &amp; International circuit. Originally from Kenya but now living in London, Njambi has become a familiar face on the circuit and at comedy festivals across the UK. Racking up an impressive 5 solo hour shows at the Edinburgh Festival her most recent Breaking Black was picked up by Next Up Comedy, Amazon &amp; Apple and released as her debut comedy special. Njambi is also becoming a familiar face on TV having appeared on STV during the Edinburgh Fringe, Sky &amp; ITV News, French TV, Bloomberg Africa TV &amp; Nigerian TV, on top of that Njambi starred in the BBC New Year International Comedy Celebration which was aired on I-player and BBC World Service. The winner of the prestigious Hackney Empire New Act of the Year (NATYS) 2019, she has also filmed four comedy Specials available on NextUp, Amazon and Apple and is the author of Through The Leopard’s Gaze which was published in 2019. Since her debut in 2010, she was voted 1 of 5 top female comedians to watch by Fabulous Magazine 2012 and was shortlisted for the BBC Radio New Comedy Awards a year later. She has appeared on BBC World New Years Comedy, BBC Radio 4 Extra, Saturday Live, and the BBC World Service. She has reached the finals of many comedy competitions and was nominated Best Newcomer at the Black Comedy Awards 2012. “Cutting edge confident comedian.” - Fringe Review</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/stuart-goldsmith</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Stuart Goldsmith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stuart Goldsmith is an internationally award-winning comedian, writer, podcaster and host. With a reputation for smart, accessible stand-up, Stuart’s enthusiasm and natural charm conceal a quick wit and fearlessness honed by his early career as a street performer. In addition to his stand-up credentials, Stuart has built a reputation as a highly skilled interviewer and engaging host. His always insightful and often inspiring The Comedian’s Comedian podcast shines a light on the darkest creative secrets of his fellow comics, and is revered by comedy fans, performers and industry alike. Previous guests include Jimmy Carr, Tim Minchin, Russell Howard, Sarah Millican, Bo Burnham, Bill Burr, Jen Kirkman and James Acaster. Stuart is an Edinburgh Festival Fringe veteran. Having been introduced to the festival as a street performer, he has since taken seven solo stand-up shows and presented The Comedian’s Comedian podcast at the Fringe three times. Stuart’s critically-acclaimed 2016 show Compared To What subsequently toured internationally. 2017’s Like I Mean It was another massive success, winning the Leicester Comedy Festival Award for Best New Show and again touring internationally. Stuart’s latest show, End Of, debuted to rave reviews at the 2018 Fringe, earning a recommendation from the British Comedy Guide as one of their best shows at the festival. Stuart is currently touring End Of in the UK. A familiar face on the UK circuit, Stuart continues to build his audience internationally, performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and the New Zealand International Comedy Festival, where he won the Spirit of the Festival Award. He has been invited to perform at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival a number of times, receiving rave reviews as part of the Brit-ish line-up show and securing a series of high profile guests for The Comedian’s Comedian Podcast, including a live interview with legendary American comic Patton Oswalt. 2019 also saw Stuart invited to perform stand-up on iconic TBS chat show Conan. “Goldsmith emanates energy constantly. He has a deep talent for keeping the audience’s attention the whole time, slipping effortlessly from one routine into another and never losing a beat…He gets huge laughs” - The List</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/paul-piire</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Paul Pirie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Paul Pirie began his stand-up career in 2006 quickly establishing himself on the Scottish comedy circuit. With a driving force for achievement Paul worked his way into the London clubs and was launched onto the UK comedy scene, emerging as one of the biggest Scottish acts on the UK comedy circuit. Paul's career has encompassed TV, (appearing in Ikea's April 2011 comedy based TV advert), Film and Radio alongside his burgeoning skill as a stand-up. His hilarity and comedic ability has earned him huge popularity with comedy goers and bookers across the world, gigging as far abroad as Australia and for diverse audiences such as The Armed Forces. Paul’s work is superbly individual and put simply, delivers a refreshing burst of laugh out loud comedy that leaves audiences in raptures. Now living in Essex, Paul Pirie is a unique, vibrant comedian who appears regularly at all the main comedy clubs in the UK. “A hilarious rubber faced clown.” - The Scotsman “Uncompromising Scottish bluntness, he's got some impressive, offbeat one-liners to keep the gag rate high.” - Chortle “Fizzing with energy and spewing out one-liners like he had just scoffed a dodgy prawn, Pirie is a man we will be seeing more of.” - Daily Record</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/roger-monkhouse</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Roger Monkhouse</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roger Monkhouse - Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Presenter, Writer and Voiceover Artiste. A consummate stand-up who employs a deadly combination of charm and menace to exert a masterful control over any audience. A highly original and quirky performer, Roger Monkhouse`s trademark stage-prowling style and curious, inimitable manner have established him as one of the hottest names on the comedy circuit. Supremely confident, with audience banter down to an art form, Roger is happy to improvise freely but has no shortage of first class material in his armoury. A master of observational comedy with a routine that is universally and unfailingly hysterical. A sought after compere and headliner across the UK and internationally. “Unfailingly entertaining and skilfully able to pull punchlines seemingly out of thin air “ - Chortle</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/pierre-hollins</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Pierre Hollins</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pierre Hollins is a stand-up comedian and writer. Pierre has been a comedy circuit favourite for many years, headlining clubs throughout the UK, Europe, Middle East and Asia. His first novel THE KARMA FARMERS was published last year. Pierre has written for radio and television. His cartoon strip GURU featured in the Fortean Times for many years. “He is...  always enjoyable, often inspired...“ - The Source “He has...  an easy going joyful manner, laced and juxtaposed with pathos and reality that only an experienced comedian and earthling can bring you...“ - Taking the Piste Tour “He should be...  made the mayor of a small village...“ - Shanghai City Weekend “He is also...  bloody funny...“ - Time Out “Finally... Pierre Hollins is a hugely likeable cheeky chappie and unlikely rock god who whipped the crowd into a state of near euphoria.“ - The Latest</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dan-antopolski</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Dan Antopolski</image:title>
      <image:caption>Returning to live Stand Up after a break Dan Antopolski is one the most highly rated acts in the UK. His Edinburgh shows are legendary and have been nominated for awards three times. He also won the BCC new Comedy award. "Spectacular displays of verbal pyrotechnics ... A confident, splendidly silly and sometimes dazzling show." - Stephanie Merritt, The Observer "He is one of the funniest and hardest-working comedians out there. His material is edgy without going too far, his routines are complex and assured, he's likeable ... and has some of the best gags I've heard." - Matt Brereton, The Scotsman</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/stefano-paolini</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Stefano Paolini</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stefano Paolini has been performing stand up comedy for over twenty years and appeared on programmes including Channel 4's Double Take and BBC Radio 4's Dead Ringers. His combination of impressions, characters and beatboxing has seen him perform nationally in major comedy clubs like the Comedy Store, Glee Club and Comedy Carnival and internationally in places such as Myanmar, Hong Kong and Dubai.  Also an author, in 2015 he published a debut book called, Missing Presumed Drowned: A true story of the internment of Italians resident in Britain during the Second World War. In 2022 he was a semi-finalist on Britain's Got Talent and will performed a brand new Stand-up Comedy Show called First Impressions at the Camden Fringe. "the best voice- merchant on the live circuit is Paolini, who has done some TV but is destined for wider exposure" - Evening Standard "A remarkable repertoire of voices and sounds" - The Stage "ACE…….an obvious star" - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/rob-deering</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Rob Deering</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rob Deering performs stand-up comedy with music, using a guitar, a loop pedal and his voice to create impressive rock and pop soundscapes – and do jokes, of course. Along with being one of the most in-demand headliners on the UK circuit, he’s toured nationally and performed solo shows at the Edinburgh Fringe many times since starting out in comedy in the year 2000. His late-night, live-music comedy pop quiz Beat This is a festival institution, on London’s South Bank, at Wales’ Green Man and many more besides Edinburgh. Rob has performed throughout the world, in shows from the Middle East to Melbourne, Shanghai to the South of France, and he has appeared on any number of Radio and TV shows, often using his extensive knowledge of film, popular music and… well, ‘general’; he has won Celebrity Mastermind and a comedians’ special of the Weakest Link on BBC One, for example. He’s married with two children and lives in North London. “An evening in his company is nothing less than a joy.” - The Independent on Sunday “Bruisingly hilarious... brilliant musical comedian” - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/neil-mcfarlane</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Neil McFarlane</image:title>
      <image:caption>Neil started his comedy career in Scotland 14 years ago, where he remains a regular act at the highly-regarded Stand Comedy Clubs in Glasgow &amp; Edinburgh. He now performs in locations across the length and breadth of the British Isles, attracting widespread concern, and has also entertained international audiences in places as far-flung as Tenerife, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Romania, the Czech Republic, the two Channel Islands you can actually get to, Florida, California and Kent. He's had all his jabs and frequently keeps his clothes on. Allow him gently to divert you from the horrific truth of your own existential plight and occasionally use the word 'seepage'. "A clear ability to craft a gag." - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/jonny-awsum</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jonny Awsum</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jonny Awsum is an award-winning comedian who has charmed audiences all around the world with his high energy performance style and unique brand of musical comedy. After building his reputation on the UK comedy circuit, where he is a regular headliner and closing act, Jonny shot to national fame on Britain’s Got Talent. His TV performances won standing ovations and unanimous praise from the judges and went viral on the internet, racking up over 50 million views on YouTube. Following BGT, Jonny enjoyed a whirlwind 18 months including a sell-out five-star reviewed run at the Edinburgh Fringe. Jonny regularly pops up on TV and radio. He has featured on BBC Breakfast, GMTV, BBC Radio 2, BBC Radio 5 Live and Absolute Radio and has appeared in TV commercials for brands including Cravendale, EDF, The Post Office, VW and Samsung. "Guaranteed to lift your spirits" - Daily Mirror "Numerous belly-aching, laugh-out-loud cheers" - Big Issue "A crowd-pleasing endlessly entertaining hour" - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/kevin-shepherd</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Kevin Shepherd</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kevin moved from his native town of Bognor Regis with a burning ambition to become a successful stand up comic and instantly gained critical recognition, being a finalist in both the Laughing Horse New act of the Year and Krater New Act of the Year competitions (2002). Hailed as one of the funniest and nicest blokes you could meet, Kevin quickly became, and remains, a regular performer at professional comedy clubs on the UK circuit. In 2009 he was asked to perform support slots for if.comeddies nominees (now called The Fosters Comedy Award), Mickey Flanagan and Ivan Brackenbury on their national tours. Kevin has also enjoyed success at the Edinburgh comedy festival and 2013 saw his fourth solo show “Confess Nothing”. Kevin combines a witty, light hearted and often lyrical style of storytelling with laugh-out-loud punchlines and a charming onstage persona. Shepherd is an open and honest performer…[his] greatest skill is creating visuals using just a few apt words or a telling phrase.’ - Broadway Baby.  ‘Brilliantly observed, quite touching…Really demonstrates his eye for a well crafted turn of phrase, colouring it with nimble vocabulary.’ - The Skinny</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/gerry-kyei</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-09-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Gerry Kyei</image:title>
      <image:caption>A veteran of the circuit for 20 years Essex boy Gerry has headlined all over the world and worked alongside many TV regulars. He doesn't hold back as he tackles modern life and his anecdotes and observations on life are delivered in a very candid but playful way that will have you laughing at things you thought about but couldn't say. Strap yourselves in for some good old adult entertainment. “Gerry K was fabulous – super entertainer and a lovely guy. We’re all still talking about the evening and remembering some of his jokes – very very funny. Star player – hope to see him at ‘Live at the Apollo’ soon!” - Proctor &amp; Gamble (Corporate Client) “Gerry was brilliant!” - Leicester Taverners</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/andy-askins</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Andy Askins</image:title>
      <image:caption>Andy Askins is a diminutive figure who exudes an air of vulnerability as he steps up to the microphone armed with a guitar and a cheeky grin. It’s an overwhelmingly misleading demeanour which serves to heighten the impact of the killer lines that he delivers. On TV screens, Andy was recently invited to appear on The John Bishop Show, performing a storming set at the Hackney Empire, alongside a stellar line-up from the worlds of comedy and music. Since becoming a full time comedian in 2005 Andy has headlined all the UK major comedy clubs and regularly headlines at The Comedy Stores in London and Manchester. ‘Brilliant and unique’ - John Bishop ‘Andy Askins is one of my all-time favourites’ - Jason Manford 'Totally hilarious' - Ross Noble</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/nick-doody</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Nick Doody</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nick Doody has been performing comedy since the 90s when, as a student, he got off to a pretty good start by supporting the legendary Bill Hicks, at Bill's request. A little later, Nick was a finalist in Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny? competition. In 2006, Nick performed his first solo Edinburgh Festival show, Before He Kills Again and since then, Nick has written and performed another 10 solo hours of stand-up, including 2014's Nick Doody vs the Debonair Assassin. Since then, he has performed all over the world, appeared on various radio and TV shows and is much in demand as a writer, penning jokes for Lenny Henry, Dame Edna Everage, Marcus Brigstocke and the late Joan Rivers. He's written for Have I Got News For You, 8 out of 10 Cats, Mock the Week and even for Dolly Parton. He was also the creator and head writer of Bigipedia, a critically acclaimed Radio 4 show that broadcast in 2009 and 2011. ‘A refreshing change, sharp witted but never sharp tongued’ - Three Weeks</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/joe-wells</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Joe Wells</image:title>
      <image:caption>Joe Wells' writing career began when his first book 'Touch and Go Joe' about his experiences of OCD was published, since then he has made a name for himself as a stand up comic, writer and speaker. Joe now focuses mainly on his unique brand of comedy. He also co-hosts a nerdy music podcast called 'emergency mixtape' available from most podcast platforms. Joe is a favourite amongst other comedians and has supported Frankie Boyle, Alexei Sayle and Stephen K Amos. In 2020 Joe went viral with his stand up clip 'Joe Wells on having a non-autistic brother' which gained over 1.3 million views across Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. "A star of the future... some of the most surprising and thought-provoking material coming from any comedian in his early 20s" - The Guardian “Highly original, inspired and suitably different from the rest of the crowd… brilliantly crafted jokes” - Comedy Central</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/mary-bourke</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Mary Bourke</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mary Bourke was born in Dublin during a cross fire hurricane. She lives in leafy Buckinghamshire with her comedian husband and her large collection of Betty Page memorabilia. Before she became a comic, she was a burlesque dancer and choreographer in San Francisco. She has published numerous romantic novels under the pseudonym Tara Sundrive. As well as being an accomplished comedian who has performed all over the world, Ms Bourke is also a respected comedy writer. “Intelligent comedy that’s also funny. Ms Bourke combines a natural charisma with some very well crafted clever material” - The Irish World “Catch her act before she becomes a (complete and utter) cult” - The Guardian</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/kate-lucas</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-05-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Kate Lucas</image:title>
      <image:caption>Award winning musical comedian Kate Lucas is known for her razor sharp and deliciously dark songs. She combines catchy melodies with original lyrics to showcase her playfully bitter musings on life. Audiences have come to expect examples of what not to say and how not to behave from this gloriously talented young comic. “Wickedly naughty and deliciously dark” - Broadway Baby “A true musical genius” - Edinburgh Festivals Magazine “Belly laughs and wide-eyed did-she-really-say-that horror” - Fest Magazine</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ravi-holy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ravi Holy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ravi Holy is the Vicar of Wye in Kent by day and a comedian by night. He won the Canterbury Festival's comedy competition in 2016 and was voted Funniest Vicar by the four Inbetweeners after performing live on the One Show. “Warm, funny and always a hit at our clubs”  - Lonestar Comedy</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/kevin-mccarthy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Kevin McCarthy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kevin McCarthy remains one of the biggest and most loved performers by comics and audiences alike, compering and headlining at all the major Comedy Clubs in the UK. With an ever changing act, and the ability to find humour in any subject, Kevin's warm personality and utterly relaxed stage persona puts the audience instantly at ease. His appetite for topical mirth is second to none and he will have even the hardest of crowds eating out of his hand, as well as watching their back for he's as sharp as they come.  “The Ad Lib Expert” - The Stage</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/luke-toulson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Luke Toulson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Luke has appeared on Russell Howard’s Good News, been nominated for the prestigious Edinburgh Festival Perrier Award, written for comedians on Mock The Week and Live at the Apollo, and regularly performs at the best comedy clubs across the UK. "One of my favourite comedians and people. I wouldn't be doing comedy if it wasn't for Luke." - Joel Dommett "Excellent. His understated delivery belies the brilliant writing." - Romesh Ranganathan "One of just a handful of comics I would happily pay to go and see." - Bob Mills</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ignacio-lopez</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ignacio Lopez</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ignacio Lopez is a Spanish &amp; Welsh comedian based in Cardiff. His parents are Welsh/Irish &amp; Moroccan/Spanish, and he has a German sister; family get-togethers are like a meeting of the U.N. As well as hosting TV shows, headlining top comedy clubs all over the U.K and Europe, and taking the piss out of British people directly to their faces,  Ignacio writes sketches, sitcoms, and tweets. Every few months something he tweets will go viral and he'll gain a few thousand followers before they realise he doesn't just tweet witty observations about public transport and songs about hating the U.K. - then they unfollow until the next tweet goes viral. The fickle bastards. “Filled the room with laughter, relevant &amp; perceptive. An act not to be missed.” - Broadway Baby “Playful, brutal &amp; bloody funny” - Moody Comedy</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/josh-james</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/3d0eb750-21a5-4240-b4a7-a2606bb1a5bc/Josh+James.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Josh James</image:title>
      <image:caption>Josh James is one of the UK stand-up circuit's best up and coming club comedians. His killer punchlines about modern life and his easy-going audience interactions have meant he has previously been voted Essex Comedian of the Year. Though you won't just catch him on stage, Josh's online sketches have gone viral several times - digesting Football culture, relatable characters and the big news stories through this Essex chap's view of the world. "Really very slick. He's a proper Essex geezer and is actually super smart underneath the persona." - The Stand Comedy Club "Deceptively clever laddish jokes" - The British Comedy Guide "One of the best newcomers on the circuit, but if all fails he'll probably end up on Love Island" - The Stand Up Club</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/yoriko-kotani</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Yoriko Kotani</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yoriko began performing stand-up in 2014 was named as "One To Watch" by Time Out and won the BBC New Comedy Award in 2015. In 2016, she appeared on series 2 of Russell Howard's Stand Up Central, BBC Three's Pls Like in 2017, CBBC's The Dog Ate My Homework in 2018 and Paul Hollywood Eats Japan on Channel 4 in 2020.   On radio, she was on The Comedy Club (BBC Radio 4 Extra) in 2016, BBC World Service's The Arts Hour International New Year Comedy Celebration in 2017, The Verb (BBC Radio 3) and Loose Ends (BBC Radio 4) in 2018. "leftfield rising star" - Time Out “A brilliantly performed, well-structured &amp; wonderfully unique set.” - Fringbiscuit</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/sindhu-vee</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Sindhu Vee</image:title>
      <image:caption>Since swapping a career in investment banking for one in comedy, Sindhu has fast become one of the most exciting and sought-after talents on the UK circuit. In 2018 Sindhu took her eagerly-anticipated debut hour, Sandhog, to the Edinburgh Fringe and was nominated for the prestigious Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Newcomer. After the Fringe, Sindhu took Sandhog to the Soho Theatre for two sold-out runs and on a hugely successful 92 date UK tour. Sindhu’s television career is also firmly on the up. She has twice appeared on BBC Two’s Live At The Apollo, most recently as host, and has guested on BBC panel shows Mock The Week, QI &amp; Have I Got News For You. In 2020, she also acted in the critically acclaimed Netflix shows Feel Good and Sex Education. “Refreshing, clever stuff” - Bruce Dessau “She effortlessly manages to be simultaneously waspish yet instantly very likeable” - Chortle “Her acerbic perspective and unapologetic delivery of less politically correct home truths are alarmingly persuasive” - The List</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/wilson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Wilson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wilson burst on to the stand up comedy scene in November 2011, quickly getting to the final of the 'max Turner prize' in just his fourth gig. First coming across as a cheeky chappie, it doesn't take long to realise that Wilson has a lot more strings to his bow. A mixture of sharp observations, pinpoint accents and curveball one liners that suit all types of audiences. "smart, charismatic and a huge hit with audiences at up the creek. Wilson is fast becoming a great name to watch out for" - Up the Creek Comedy Club "Awesome, a real undiscovered gem in this new comedy landscape" - Tom Stade</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/mark-simmons</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Mark Simmons</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mark is an exceptional one-liner comedian which won him a place in Dave’s prestigious Best Joke of The Fringe in Edinburgh 2017 &amp; 2019. His recent solo shows at the festival, One-Linerer, One-Linererer and One-Linerererer have been huge hits, with sell out shows every day and a nomination for Best Show by the Amused Moose Comedy Award Fringe Show 2017. Mark has appeared on Mock The Week (BBC), Out There (ITV) alongside Milton Jones and has also recorded a Channel 4 pilot with Bridget Christie, and has been tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh and Rob Beckett, as well as one off gigs, supporting Michael McIntyre and Jack Dee. “Absolutely hilarious.” - The Scotsman “A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke-writing” - Chortle “Gags of the highest order” - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/james-dowdeswell</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/14e66dc0-12a7-4939-88d8-efd4d57ee08d/James+Dowdeswell.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - James Dowdeswell</image:title>
      <image:caption>James is an imaginative storytelling comedian who combines deft stand-up with daft stories. He is a headline act at most top UK comedy clubs. His comedy has travelled as far as Shanghai, Dubai, Doha, Hong Kong, Bangkok, Phuket, Bali, France, Belgium, Germany, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Australia and Singapore. This year Dowdeswell has appeared on Russell Howard's Good News (BBC), Celebrity Deal Or No Deal (Channel 4) and Olympics Greatest Moments (BBC). He also played The Count in Ricky Gervais' Extras. He is currently filming in his own comedy show about wine called "James Dowdeswell - Black Belt In Wine." A quirky impressionist with very funny material.” - The Times “James Dowdeswell is a real master of the comedian’s craft.” - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/andrew-bird</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/87d42ca7-2d69-48b3-9271-20e3df320b5c/Andrew+Bird.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Andrew Bird</image:title>
      <image:caption>Andrew is a top headline act up and down the country and has performed all round the world. He has been tour support for Rhod Gilbert, Rob Brydon and on his recent arena tour Michael McIntyre including Wembley and the O2. He’s one of only seven comedians to perform for Banksy at Dismal Land. He’s written on TV shows Jon Richardson’s Ultimate Worrier, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and Lee Mack’s Duck Quacks Don’t Echo and is a regular guest on BBC Radio’s The Rhod Gilbert Show. “Birdie supported me on my arena tour and made me laugh every night. A truly excellent comedian” - Michael McIntyre “A great storyteller, funny, likeable and effortless” - Time Out</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/michael-fabbri</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/8e0202af-7887-46d0-8339-9a13246c5278/Michael+Fabbri.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Michael Fabrri</image:title>
      <image:caption>Michael Fabbri has been a stand up since 2003 and regularly performs at major comedy clubs throughout the UK and all over the world. He has worked as a writer for Radio and TV and recently had his own stand up series: 'Dyslexicon' on BBC radio 4. He has done several solo shows at the Edinburgh fringe festival and worked as a support act for Micky Flanagan, Lucy Porter, and Stephen K Amos. He has an affable and electric style of comedy, with material that ranges from the cerebral to the smutty. “Exceptionally funny, extremely sharp, hugely enjoyable.” The Scotsman “Startlingly insightful.” The Guardian “Hilarious, Clever, sick and completely unrepeatable.” BBC Online “One of the best up-and-coming acts around.” Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/christian-reilly</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/f5f5e4b5-72fd-467b-95cb-acca6911d4b9/Christian+Reilly.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Christian Reilly</image:title>
      <image:caption>Christian’s first comedy gig was in the Perrier Award-winning show, ‘Rich Hall is Otis Lee Crenshaw’. He is a global comedy circuit headliner and has appeared at numerous international comedy festivals, on BBC radio and TV, and in four series of the Chortle Award-winning stand-up and sketch show ‘Richard Herring: As It Occurs To Me’. In 2015, BBC Radio 4 followed Christian on the road to the Edinburgh Fringe for ‘Lives In a Landscape’. 2016 saw Christian taking his comedy to Australia as part of Perth’s Fringeworld festival. Christian has performed at the Edinburgh Festival since 1999, and his most recent show, Gig Economy, was released on DVD through Go Faster Stripe in 2019. “If you’re a fan of Bill Bailey or Rich Hall, you’re probably a Christian Reilly fan already” - The Guardian “Blisteringly funny songs” - The Stage “A charmingly confident performer, an accomplished musician and a clever comic… The funniest songs I have heard in a long time” - The Scotsman</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/mike-cox</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Mike Cox</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mike has been performing comedy since 2011 and quickly made his mark on the comedy scene with his sharp witted observational style which saw him crowned South Coast Comedian of the Year in 2014 as well as making thefinal of the prestigious Amused Moose Laugh Off in 2016. He can be seen at comedy clubs up and down the UK. "Like an Everyman, if that Everyman had delicious cynicism and razor sharp wit." - Romesh Ranganathan "Mike has the sharpness of any highbrow comic, but with the wealth of material to appeal to the Everyman with ease. A refreshing and hilarious act to watch and work with." - Dane Baptiste "If Rob Beckett is the new Micky Flanagan then Cox could be the new Rob Beckett" - Bruce Dessau "Mike's set was packed with relatable observational content that the audience enjoyed from start to finish. The delivery was spot on." - The Stand, Newcastle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/otiz-cannaloni</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1651592592865-U9IMLD76HGX7A5CFLAAD/OtIz+Cannaloni.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Otiz Cannelloni</image:title>
      <image:caption>Otiz Cannelloni combines the illusion of magic and the wit of stand up to produce a hybrid comic creation. With a mind more suited to testing crash helmets, his performance fluctuates between sheer genius and downright stupidity. Just when you suspect he doesn’t have a clue, Cannelloni removes all doubt. When this man is on stage the dressing room empties, as the rest of the comics rush to watch and learn from his mistakes. It’s taken years of practice to make something so simple look so difficult.   “Master of Mirth and Minimalist Magic …Delightful.” - Time Out  “A magical Wag. Bewitching.” - The Guardian  “Sheer hilarity that clearly no one wanted to see end.” - The Stage</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/rich-wilson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Rich Wilson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rich Wilson’s “tour de force” (Leicester Mercury) performances have earned him a win for Best International Guest at the 2016 New Zealand Comedy Awards, followed by a sell-out run in 2017 which saw him nominated for the same award again. He's performed at sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe, Adelaide Fringe, Melbourne Comedy Festival and the New Zealand Comedy Festival. An extremely in demand writer, Rich Wilson has also contributed on shows for BBC Three, Sky Arts and Channel 4.  ‘Wilson knows how to deliver.” - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/peter-flanagan</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/e802f89b-83c6-4fb6-a3e3-497b6544c968/Peter+Flanagan.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Peter Flanagan</image:title>
      <image:caption>Peter Flanagan is one of the most in-demand comics on the Irish and British comedy circuits. His razor-sharp material and cool, calm delivery has brought him to the world's top comedy venues. He's booked for weekends at London's Comedy Store and he has toured with the Comedy Lounge in Australia and the Laughter Factory in Dubai. Back in Dublin, he's a regular at the city's Laughter Lounge and a contributor to national TV and radio programmes including Virgin Media's the Tonight Show and Newstalk's the Hard Shoulder. Whip-smart and uncompromising, Peter's writing has appeared on the Irish Times, the Irish Independent, and Comedy Central UK. "High laugh count" - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/michael-legge</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-08-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Michael Legge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Michael Legge is a London-based Northern-Irish stand-up comedian and podcaster, who won a Chortle Award for his blog, and a Sony Silver Award for his podcast Do The Right Thing. He co-presented the Absolute Radio Sunday show with Dave Gorman. He has performed several acclaimed solo shows at the Edinburgh Festival and comedy clubs across the world, including Australia, USA, Canada, Singapore, the Netherlands, Germany and Dubai. “Without doubt, one of the best comperes and improvisers on the circuit." - Time Out London "Top material, excellent delivery.” - What’s On</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/scott-bennett</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Scott Bennett</image:title>
      <image:caption>Scott is a stand-up comedian and writer who’s star is most definitely on the rise. His last two shows Leap Year and Relax were nominated for ‘Best Show’ at the Leicester Comedy Festival and has been named by Chortle as One To Watch for 2018 and 19. His debut hour stand up show About a Roy was nominated for the highly acclaimed Amused Moose Comedy Award and was selected as one of the top ten shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2015. “Great material, great delivery, a very funny man" - Rob Brydon "A joy to watch” - Chris Ramsey “Fabulous turns of phrase and pungent expressions, superb character creations” - Edinburgh Fringe Review, Chortle “Clearly has a big future, flashes of Peter Kay, Jason Manford and John Bishop” - Bruce Dessau, Amused Moose Finals Review</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/matt-price</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/67737dc6-8323-4d83-95d7-5d3a3c08d84f/Matt+Price.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Matt Price</image:title>
      <image:caption>Matt Price is known for having some of the most extraordinary and outrageous stories drawn from the wilder side of life. Hailing from Cornwall; he brings true warmth and heart to the stage whilst finding some audacious laughs in the most unexpected places. Matt’s charm and talent have made him a favourite on the UK and International circuit and whether he is compering or performing a set, he has the expertise to win over even the toughest of audiences. "This is a master storyteller at the height of his powers who entrances and doesn't release you until the hour is up." - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/russell-hicks</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-11-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Russell Hicks</image:title>
      <image:caption>Anarchic, unbridled and unfiltered. Russell Hicks is a risk-taking comic whirlwind, captivating audiences everywhere with his razor-sharp wit. From the moment he steps on stage crowds are hooked by his infectiously rebellious personality and unapologetic style as he delivers entirely original comedy content right there in front of your eyes. Indisputably talented, there’s no comic quite like Russell Hicks. “Masterful crowd work” - The List “A sharp wit and a cutthroat style” - Broadway Baby</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/michael-odewale</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Michael Odewale</image:title>
      <image:caption>A fresh and unfiltered voice known for delivering sharp and beautifully executed content, Odewale is taking the comedy world by storm. His debut show #BlackBearsMatter won Best Show at both the 2019 Leicester and Hastings Comedy Festivals and achieved critical acclaim at the Edinburgh Fringe 2019, earning him a nomination for Best Newcomer in the Dave Edinburgh Comedy Awards. His most recent TV credits include: BBC Presents: Stand Up For Live Comedy (BBC One/ Three), Mock The Week (BBC Two), The Mash Report (BBC Two), Chris Ramsey’s Stand Up Central (Comedy Central), The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV1), Comedians Solve World Problems (Comedy Central). ‘this is a classy, relevant set’ - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/laura-lexx</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Laura Lexx</image:title>
      <image:caption>Laura Lexx is a star on the rise, one of those rare comics to reach the top of the live comedy club circuit and then expertly make the jump across to polished Edinburgh Festival shows and fantastic television appearances. She made her Live At The Apollo debut in December 2018, receiving an unprecedented reaction both from the live crowd and from viewers at home. Lexx can often be heard on the radio as well, as one of the hosts of the Comedy Club on Radio 4 Extra, where she writes and records all her own material for the show. "a joy… roars of laughter" - The Independent</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/rory-ohanlon</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Rory O’Hanlon</image:title>
      <image:caption>Starting his career in Dublin, Irish comedian Rory O’Hanlon is a favourite at comedy clubs across the UK and Ireland, known for his rapid-fire, joke-heavy delivery. Rory has had several solo shows at the Edinburgh Festival and was in The Stand’s ‘Best of Irish’ show, as well as appearances at the Glasgow and Cardiff Comedy festivals. Rory has also performed all over the world, including Moscow, Berlin, Monte Carlo, Brussels and many places in between. "A joke every 30 seconds." - Irish Times "Presence, poise, timing." - Chortle</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/stephen-grant</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Stephen Grant</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stephen Grant is one of the UK’s funniest, hardest working and most respected comedians. Whether entertaining full-size theatres, voicing animations, warming up TV audiences, presenting radio shows or hosting corporate award nights Stephen never fails to pull in the laughs. “The kind of comedy vision that can see round corners” - Chortle “Grant, whose regular slot at the Brighton Komedia Club has earned him a cult status, is an engaging host and an easy person to spend an hour with.” - The Independent</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/dan-evans</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Dan Evans</image:title>
      <image:caption>For over a decade Dan's accessible but childish surrealism has delighted audiences throughout the UK and Ireland. He's also had his grammar corrected by Dutch and German crowds; performed for chubby sweating ex-pats in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Singapore and Thailand, and is one of just two UK comics to play Hanoi, Vietnam. He's appeared on BBC 2's 'Brain Candy', 'Channel 5 at The Store' and the Channel 5 'Comedy Zone', Radio 2's 'Stand Up Show' and '28 acts in 28 minutes' on Radio 4. 'a favourite with audiences as well as with his notoriously hard-to-please comedic peers' - The Guardian</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/mike-gunn</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Mike Gunn</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mike Gunn’s history is as interesting and entertaining as his comedy. A misspent youth and a series of grim jobs cultivated his cynical outlook on life and a perverse desire led him to the world of stand-up. A self-confessed pessimist, he describes himself as “not a natural choice for a career in laughter”. He has a rare ability to walk close to the line of what audiences find acceptable and yet still remain likeable and funny. His reputation for being a bit unfriendly, a touch dark and even morose is really not true. In real life he’s loving, warm and philanthropic. Just a bit misunderstood. “One of the 10 leading stand-ups in Britain” - Independent on Sunday “Mike Gunn will make you die laughing” - The Guardian “Piercingly funny…Fiendishly funny as dry as a dead mans bones” - The List</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/andy-storey</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-04-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1648376763394-HKURN8KSUHBQ97ERT5X4/Andy+Storey.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Comedians - Andy Storey</image:title>
      <image:caption>Born and raised in the North of England, Andy Storey chats clean observational comedy about social anxiety and human awkwardness. (He also puts Silvikrin firm hold hairspray on his beard.) “Slick relaxed delivery that packed the gags in...keeping the audience laughing." Steve Bennett – Chortle “Storey says the type of things on stage that comics wish they had thought of first.” Tim Clark – Writer for Jonathan Ross and Phill Jupitus “Sharp and funny...a wistful Alan Bennett quality.” The Herald</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/arthur-smith</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Arthur Smith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Arthur Smith is an English comedian known for his work in the alternative comedy scene in the early 1980s. He is best known for his own music and comedy show Arthur Smith's Balham Bash, in which he would invite a range of guests into his own Balham home in South London for a night of varied entertainment and laughs. He is also the voice of Arthur Dustcart on TV's Rex The Runt, and has acted in radio sitcoms such as BBC Radio 4's Married. "Smith stands out among his generation for a willingness to keep pushing himself and experimenting with the new forms of comedic expression... Today's hottest young comics still see him as an inspiration" - The Guardian</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/comedians/ross-smith</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-02-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Ross Smith</image:title>
      <image:caption>Who is Comedian/writer/actor/worrier Ross Smith? Good question! He is a regular face (and voice) at some of the country's top comedy clubs and appeared in Karl Pilkington sitcom 'sick of it'. Joel Dommett described him as 'one of my favourite new acts', and Nish Kumar called his comedy 'hilarious and original'. (Lovely quotes from some up-and-coming lads). In 2018 he made headlines around the world when he agreed to go on holiday with complete strangers, taking the place of another man called Ross Smith. His viral adventure and the aftermath is the subject of his debut Edinburgh show, I Am Ross Smith.  “Extremely Impressive, a great deal of promise from this young man.” - Arthur Smith “Brilliant!- You know an act has confidence in his jokes when he laminates them!” - Jason Manford “Smart and refreshingly clean material, Ross has the composure and likeability to go far.” - Julia Chamberlain, So You Think You're Funny?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Danny Posthill is a comedy Impressionist, and his versatile act caters for all walks of life with unbeatable stand up and a string of impressions, such as Alan Carr, Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and President Donald Trump, alongside all the other topical political characters of today. His TV Credentials include ‘Pointless Celebrities’, where he appeared alongside fellow impressionists Alistair McGowan, Rory Bremner and Jon Culshaw. He also starred as “Donald Trump” in a spoof rap battle against “Hilary Clinton” for sky news. Finally, not forgetting Danny’s outstanding performance on Britain’s got Talent, during 2015, where he reached the Grand Final. Danny is regular headline act at Comedy clubs across the UK, and has most recently taken his own one man show “That Bloke Who Does Voices” to The Edinburgh Fringe. “Brilliantly Funny” - David Walliams BGT “Best impressionist doing stand –up I’ve seen, apart from me of course.“ - Alistair McGowan “The act was great, you’re funny, you’re good… I like you.” - Simon Cowell BGT</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Comedians - Jez O’Donnell</image:title>
      <image:caption>Working both nationally and internationally, Jeremy O’Donnell has performed live stand up at major comedy clubs nationwide, including The Comedy Store and The Glee Clubs, and shows as far afield as Bahrain, Berlin, Paris and Zurich. His comedy style mixes sharp one-liners with friendly story-telling and off-the-cuff audience banter. His cheeky smile and friendly nature have endeared him to audiences all over Britain and abroad. “An excellent MC.” - Time Out “Excellent observational comedy.” - London Live FM “Lighting fast.” - Evening Standard</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pat Gallagher is a Birmingham born comic who lives in the Forest of Dean. He is arguably the best unsigned 20 minute opener / middle 20, in comedy today. He says that for principally one reason only, he loves a good argument. Pat has gigged all over claiming to have played in more toilets than George Michael. Having also headlined in Plymouth and regional south West gigs, as well as numerous regional South West festivals, including playing as support for Wil Hodgson at the ancient order of druids largest gathering in Wales.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Zoe took her first steps down the comedy path in 2003 after training as an actress at the Poor School in London. She went on to win the Funny Women Competition in 2004 and her debut Edinburgh show was nominated for the if.comedy newcomer award. In 2008 she won the Dave, Funniest Joke of The Fringe Award. Zoe has appeared in many TV shows including Mock the Week, The Wright Stuff, Michael McIntyre Roadshow and many more. “Always fizzling with indignation and throwing out a hugely enjoyable mix of brutal putdowns and richly funny stories, Lyons has what it takes to delight any crowd.” - The Guardian</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/fc42fcf5-6b8f-4482-bdc9-5915f5646e4f/Bearsted_Thurnham_Club.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Venues</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-pig-sty</loc>
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    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647665190457-YNFOMKBJ3EA9AD1ML1HA/The+Pig+%26+Sty.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Pig &amp; Sty - The Pig &amp; Sty, Bethersden</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into a beautiful Grade II listed public house set in the heart of Kent countryside. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-farm-house</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/0aac14d1-e9fa-4c6e-9469-ca588bb46b01/The+Farm+House.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Farm House - The Farm House, West Malling</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into a charming pub located in the lively market town of West Malling. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/junipers</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647730432363-OGQ3SYXMNHW4YLNZHBAI/Junipers.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Junipers - Junipers, Maidstone</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hidden beneath The Herbalist is this stylish cocktail lounge &amp; bar, Junipers. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-pheasant-plucker</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647665190457-YNFOMKBJ3EA9AD1ML1HA/The+Pig+%26+Sty.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Pheasant Plucker - The Pheasant Plucker, Ide Hill</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into a charming country pub, complete with exposed beams, warming fireplaces and cosy corners. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-poacher-partridge</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647730547856-29MRXEJ03FDR1OYECQA5/The+Poacher+and+Partridge.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Poacher &amp; Partridge - The Poacher &amp; Partridge, Tonbridge</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into a beautiful country pub, nestled amongst beautiful orchards and rolling fields of the Kentish countryside. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-great-house</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647730547856-29MRXEJ03FDR1OYECQA5/The+Poacher+and+Partridge.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Great House - The Great House, Hawkhurst</image:title>
      <image:caption>Step into a 16th century country pub, just stone’s throw away from Bedgebury Forest in Gills Green. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/ascot-brewing-camberley</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/8dbbb219-42a0-4a61-815e-081c0c5de745/Comedy+Night+Taproom.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Ascot Brewing - Ascot Brewing, Camberley</image:title>
      <image:caption>When great people and great beer come together, special moments happen! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/cranbrook-rugby-club</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647733927073-THVKZDM5M2O5UV9RYXPY/Cranbrook+Rugby+Club.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Cranbrook Rugby Club - Cranbrook Rugby Club</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cranbrook Rugby Club has a long history in the town and continues to play a vital role in the community, not only catering for sport but also providing an important local hub. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/three-hills-sports-park</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647735364377-7ZFHCS255SVV342206G9/Three+Hills+Sports+Park.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Three Hills Sports Park - Three Hills Sports Park, Folkestone</image:title>
      <image:caption>Set in extensive grounds with views of the Folkestone Downs, Three Hills Sports Park reaches beyond sport! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/em-forster-theatre</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/e5228993-11e2-4549-ae33-a6b2fe134b9b/EM_Forster_Theatre_Tonbridge.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>EM Forster Theatre - EM Forster Theatre, Tonbridge</image:title>
      <image:caption>A great theatre in the heart of Tonbridge and Tonbridge School. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-kings-arms</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647735657199-XTW3ZM2M7K99I86Y2SD1/Whitemead+Forrest+Park.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Kings Arms - The Kings Arms, Offham</image:title>
      <image:caption>The King's Arms is a 17th century pub serving Cask Marque Accredited real ales, delicious home cooked food. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/whitemead-forest-park</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647735657199-XTW3ZM2M7K99I86Y2SD1/Whitemead+Forrest+Park.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Whitemead Forest Park - Whitemead Forest Park, Lydney</image:title>
      <image:caption>A holiday at Whitemead Forest Park really is a breath of fresh air! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-sinden-theatre</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/a3816ab6-c054-4fda-8fd6-f16d43b07483/The+Sinden+Theatre.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Sinden Theatre - The Sinden Theatre, Tenterden</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Sinden Theatre is a 290 seated venue located within the grounds of Homewood School in the heart of the Weald. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-brewery-yard-club</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647736126567-I054YCMKDCPYKP85HBEE/The+Brewery+Yard+Club.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Brewery Yard Club - The Brewery Yard Club, Rye</image:title>
      <image:caption>The vibe at The Brewery Yard Club is unique. Music and entertainment are at our core- there's no better place in town to relax with your friends! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/deal-rugby-club</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647734033413-5WMWY4DLYX51B6JWESAC/Deal+Rugby+Club.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Deal Rugby Club - Deal Rugby Club</image:title>
      <image:caption>Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/wakefield-thornes-cricket-club</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/1647737188316-ZRPMQL0TGLRP6013KAQ8/Wakefield+Thornes+Cricket+Club.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Wakefield Thornes Cricket Club - Wakefield Thornes Cricket Club</image:title>
      <image:caption>Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/unit-1</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/a024ba8a-f025-4038-a942-c4d8fcac1e01/Unit1.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Unit 1 - Unit 1, West Hythe</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nestled next to the canal in West Hythe, this shed-come-microbar serves up locally produced Craft Beers, Kent Ciders, Wines, Spirits…and comedy! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-leicester-arms</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/f1c4743c-df5e-4677-9fda-b38e48f2aae0/The+Leicester+Arms</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Leicester Arms - The Leicester Arms, Penshurst</image:title>
      <image:caption>Loved by the locals, The Leicester Arms has been at the heart of Penshurst village for several centuries. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-old-kent-barn</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/431558ac-ca9d-418c-919f-1443a171fede/The+Old+Kent+Barn.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Old Kent Barn - The Old Kent Barn, Swingfield</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Old Kent Barn is a passionate family wedding and events venue in Kent striving to offer the very best facilities and a first class personal service. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-queens-hall-theatre</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/7661fc43-6bc8-431c-923e-7ab3c098d34d/Queens_Hall_Theatre_Cranbrook.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Queen's Hall Theatre - The Queen's Hall Theatre</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Queen’s Hall Theatre provides a diverse range of professional shows to appeal to all ages and tastes. It is located in the centre of Cranbrook within the school and in the heart of the Weald of Kent, available to everyone in the community. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-royal-oak-hawkhurst</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/e66bc224-6c44-45c6-b058-f9b299d00ad8/The_Royal_Oak_Hawkhurst.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Royal Oak - The Royal Oak, Hawkhurst</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Royal Oak is a cosy and inviting space in the heart of Hawkhurst, now offering regular comedy nights! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-royal-victoria-and-bull</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/0205be31-fb39-4058-9b60-f64db23c7ed0/The_Royal_Victoria-and_Bull.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Royal Victoria &amp; Bull - The Royal Victoria &amp; Bull Hotel, Dartford</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ideally situated in the centre of Dartford, The Royal Victoria and Bull Hotel has been offering a relaxed and comfortable stay for its guests for centuries. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-wishful-thinker</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/43b39c82-776c-48e2-b952-d41cdd95e856/The_Wishful_Thinker.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Wishful Thinker - The Wishful Thinker, Lenham</image:title>
      <image:caption>The New Elite Pub has been completely refurbished and you can experience extravagant live events, delectable seasonal menus and cocktails to die for. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/offham-village-hall</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/f3153a98-eb1d-4ab4-ab46-02d95cc56dee/Offham_Village_Hall.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Offham Village Hall - Offham Village Hall</image:title>
      <image:caption>Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-manor-house</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/7bf7ea14-7fae-4e85-a2c2-e42741de1a94/The_Manor_House_Tunbridge_Wells.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Manor House - The Manor House, Tunbridge Wells</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nestled in the heart of vibrant Tunbridge Wells you will find The Manor House Pub, Bar and Gardens (…and Nightclub!). Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-dugout</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/d3dbb2c6-8eda-4ff4-8122-b35a4a1fed2d/The_Dugout_Folkestone.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Dugout - The Dugout, Folkestone</image:title>
      <image:caption>The home of Folkestone Invicta FC, the newly renovated Dugout offers live sport, entertainment, good food and drinks - 7 days a week! Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-bulls-head</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/f5a5b670-fc54-4abf-9201-b7d174476bed/Bulls_Head_Chislehurst.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Bulls Head - The Bull’s Head, Chislehurst</image:title>
      <image:caption>A beautiful pub &amp; rooms in the heart of Chislehurst, the Bull’s Head is the ideal pub for both a chinwag over a drink (or two), or a show-stopping event. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-woolpack</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/de00f44e-768f-4397-9e6c-5005676ad16a/The-Woolpack-Tenterden.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Woolpack - The Woolpack, Tenterden</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Woolly, as it is affectionately known, is a gorgeous pub with rooms in Tenterden town centre, and is central to community life. A 15th Century Inn that’s a real ‘locals’ favourite with a large dining area, separate bar and spacious garden. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-fox-and-pelican</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/6f4b22e1-f3e7-4c8e-87f9-d3d2f6d5164a/01+fox+and+pelican20.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>The Fox &amp; Pelican - The Fox &amp; Pelican, Hindhead</image:title>
      <image:caption>Serving gorgeous food and drink to match the beauty of their surroundings, The Fox &amp; Pelican is a Surrey gem. Take a seat in the restaurant, by the fire, or in the garden, and relax. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/dover-rugby-club</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/09a557b4-96e6-46f5-ba37-842f0f6b935c/Crabble_Athletic_Ground_Dover_Rugby+Club.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Dover Rugby Club - Dover Rugby Club, Crabble Athletic Ground</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now the home of Dover Sharks RFC, Crabble Athletic Ground was historically the main sporting venue in Dover hosting county cricket until the early 1970s. Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/bromley-green-hall</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6212fd1521db134a1e64ffa0/e331528a-d237-485e-b2f7-3814254f7573/Bromley-Green-Hall.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Bromley Green Hall - Bromley Green Village Hall</image:title>
      <image:caption>Click on an event below for more information and tickets.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/elite-pubs</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-queens-hall-theatre-1</loc>
    <changefreq>daily</changefreq>
    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Rye Harvest Wine and Food Festival - Rye Harvest Wine and Food Fair</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rye Harvest Wine and Food Fair is an opportunity to discover the incredible range of local produce from the local land and sea…as well as some great comedy! Click on an event below for more information.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/the-buzz</loc>
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    <lastmod>2026-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Buzz - The Buzz at The Pantiles, Tunbridge Wells</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Hive is giving a new lease of life for one of the oldest buildings in Tunbridge Wells at 12-16 The Pantiles. Click on an event below for more information.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk/bearsted-thurnham-club</loc>
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    <priority>0.75</priority>
    <lastmod>2026-03-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Bearsted &amp; Thurnham Club - Bearsted &amp; Thurnham Club</image:title>
      <image:caption>A private members club located in the centre of Bearsted village, by The Green. Click on an event below for more information.</image:caption>
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